"You guys are aLL a pack of wild drunks in tHis basement!"-Jessica
They're like...twin weirdo's."-Ange, about the osmond's being androgynous (?)
"I think i need to take a butcher cLass."-ange
"it looks like he's wearing a do-rag."-Jessica
"He IS a do-rag."-Ty
"Then, we went up to Necto's."-Hott Sarah
"And then he threw down a half-fuLL 4o. That's when i knew it was serious."-Ayron
"They're like the anti-anecdote."-Ayron
"I'm tired...More cigarettes!"-Beth, raising a fist to the air
"PS. Please discontinue the use of grey jeans with black sweaters."-Ange in an anonymous imaginary letter to her professor
"He's the famous Romanian."-Ty, when someone said "Don't i know you?" to Alex
"Well obviously it's a doomed union, but the baby's due in like a week."-Bianca
"Do they each like each other, or is it a menage?"-Ange, when Nicco began telling us of the couple-dating couple
"Well, I just wanted to say hi and talk about Chingy."-Ange, as a greeting to me on the phone
"I like her Chic Burglar Look."-Bianca, about Ange's lastest constants
"If i were to get some sort of immaculate conception of Eminem's child, I would aLso keep the child."-Me, commenting on Vesna's dream in which a similar fate presented itself to her
"and i'm gonna be in jacuzzi at a rich house...cuz i'm rich!"-Vesna, about house-sitting
"A down-home jesus...There's nothing better than a hippie Jesus."-Ange
"She's in a haystack."-Kot, looking at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition that Alan found on the sidewalk
"But boobs are hot and her legs are spread open."-Ange, apparently defending one particular pose
"Do you think there's stiLL coke in there?"-drunk Nikki, to a drunk ange about her nose
"Jeez. I don't want you to bite my face in the subway."-Me, to ange
"That's called the Lesbian 25%."-Ange, about our tip to the not-very-nice/distracted lesbian who waited on us
"That sucks."-Ange, pointing at a part in a zine that said the author had never been high
"Is there any way you can return an emaiL to somebody?"-Ange, when she received an unwanted emaiL
"My BIGGEST FEAR is demon possession in someone i love."-Ange
"That's how it should be...you and me, ordering separate pitchers, givin' each other dirty looks."-KeLLy
"i think you should just write 'FISTER' across yr knuckles." Mary, even tho i thought she said "fist her"
"This white trash wedding we had and what the fuck?!!"-Vesna, to Esteban
"Are you wearing a bra? it's a little pokey in there."-katejones, to who i don't know
"Did you just say 'contact with straight men'? Have you seen the table you're sitting at? I was just saying this was the land of the lesbians."-Ayron
"I actually heard that Kelly CaldweLL fed the cat cat litter instead of cat food."-katejones (!)
VITO BRANG IT ON 4/O2 ! !:
"Not the Betty Ford Stevie Nicks."-Vito, when discussing which stevie he'd have himself portraited with
"Or you could just get me a new shawL."-Vito, in case we wouldn't want to get him a portrait
"Ahhhh, sometimes i'm just a little too soft for this place."-Vito, after a sweaty straight butch guy came over
"Ayron, you live in a closet right now."-Vito
"Yeah, but i have my own space."-Ayron
"All you gotta do is buy me a drink and tell me i'm pretty."-Vito
"i guess you've got to have a sense of humor if you pump yr face fuLL of botox."-me, to jessica about one of her clients
"There's something weird in her eyes."-me
"Insanity. Chemical imbalance."-Ayron, specifying