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| i took this picture when we were standing in line to buy food for my fabulous birthday dinner. i looked up and they were aLL quietLy reading. it was the funniest shit ever...... ANGELINA / BIANCA / AYRON / TONE-YA / TY ! ! ! |
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| "Sew that typewriter thing on a piece of cLoTHing oF hers you wouldn't mind having..."-Matty "WeLL, you canT wear a heLmet on your mouth."-angeLina, about biking & getting yr face fucked up "Except maybe a little hot man love..."-Nick, after i said, "you know what after a long day of work nothin tastes better than a beer...." "Oh my god! This kind of acorn looks like a hippie with a hat on."-angeLina "i'm more calculating than you...i always have a goaL."-ange "JEZBO-FEVER."-Bianca "...About how beautifuL her dress is -- it's like NASCAR."-ayron, @ bianca's birthday dress "A snappy case? is that from Michigan Book & Supply?"-ayron "i never forget a bedroom."-ayron, after it was proven that he'd been in my room before "Don't make me pee on you!"-ayron "Sushi's really confusing."-Bianca, after i said the game looked really confusing and like sushi "Zingerman's Roadhouse...aLso a movie starring Mr. Patrick Swayze, thank you very much. Just to complete the circle."-ayron "i used to wear a vest and i had a buzz cut in second grade."-ange "Three Hundred Dollars! Oh FARFIGNUGEN!"-ayron, once i told him about the cost of my broken volkswagon "Yeah cause she likes Avril Lavigne a lot."-ayron, in a potentially incriminating quote "NO ONE EATS FOOD AT SCHOOL."-ty, to alex "She's writing down everything you say. i think she's with the police or something."-Alex, to Ty "If it wasn't for her face, you'd think she was a supermodel."-ayron "They banded together to form the Anti-Ty Coalition..."-ayron "Some of that is true..."-jennifer reading through the HELL pamphlet someone handed her on the street "He sucks...he's a horrible writer."-rosa, emphatically, @ John Grisham & her sister giving her his books on tape "Well, this is nothing but a big Poseur Fest then."-Kelly, after i corrected her @ it not being coming-out day "THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN POETRY AND SECRETS."-granT "HEY BIANCA. DID I EVER GIVE YOU BACK YR LIQUID GOLD??"-anne ryan "ummm. i wouldn't say that's nothing. i'd say that's a respectable stretch."-ayron, to ange about her 17 day ecstasy binge after someone disregarded it "I HAVE SAID ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION THAT SMASHING PUMPKINS IS THE UGLIEST BAND EVER."-ayron "This is a question where you're going to have to be honest with yourself as well as the group."-ayron, after asking "do you enjoy MTV series?" "Would you rather have a bad name or a bad tattoo?"-ty "i'd have to pick bad name cause then i'd just caLL myseLF SA----."-ayron "the masturbation of it all but not the sex."-tonya, about guitar players and sexiness "did ya throw yr coat over any puddles?"-bianca, to ty "I felt like shit. Remember i passed out in Jody's Cadillac...no Marshall Field's, and then the cadillac..."-ange about one of her US drug binges "I love it when you look like a dinosaur."-ange, immediately following the moment when i realized faux-hawks make people look like dinosaurs "I ONCE MADE EYE CONTACT WITH MIKE TYSON AND IT FREAKED ME OUT."-bianca "That's called a deathline, actually."-Tonya, when vesna didn't know the title of kelly's solo album "It's way better with the Casio."-Ty, @ bianca's "Please do what these people say" kidnapping song "in my own defense, i have to say i've been accused of that several times."-ayron, re the stalking question "You're a dyke in a dress but...."-Ty, to aLySHa "What's goin on over there? Gay or not?"-Leash, back to Ty "Tears of perversion..."-Bianca, when someone saw tears on Larry FlynT's face "A Thought Collective!"-granT, during Would you Rather "it sounds like what would happen if lesbians wrote Disney movies."-me, about the music on at crazy wisdom "it's only two haircuts away."-LoLo, about my future bob "she just told me i have a layered bob comin' my way."-me, @ hott sarah "if i was an inanimate object and i had to do that all day that would just suck."-eryn "Hey! i got a marshmellow!"-hott sarah "ALL this time we've been so funny..."-hott sarah "I think yr phone is having a voice mail."-hott sarah "Let's have a black-out. Let's have a mansion."-Quart "Oh, that's even better...it's got history."-eryn, about the quotebook "Oh - my - god - i'm - in - love - with - Foucault."-ange, letting me in late one night! "i'm really creeped out by his visor."-LoLo @ the guy singing CREEP "I've never seen a bottle of Miller Light look so CREEPY!"-LoLo "No, she's empowered."-Quart, after i said, "is she gay?" about "pam" singing "I WILL SURVIVE" "We've aLL suddenly been transported to a wedding reception."-me, at karaoke "Nat and i go to weddings together."-Marita, another night, telling me who someone was "Sometimes, i forget i'm a homosexual."-ange, after kissing me in front of like 1o,ooo kids & their parents "I don't like their cranberry juice."-Joe, when Bianca said something about Ocean Pacific, and then corrected him, "Not Ocean SPRAY" "But i have been wondering what you actually look like for years."-Bianca, after Ty said she would be a go-go dancer for halloween "How many prison pen paLs do you have now?..No prison pen paLs. Can you just promise me that so i don't have to protect you every second of the day?"-Ty, to me "i never have heard you say anything good about yourself."-me, to Ty, on my day of not being able to talk "It was like being inside a TV."-ange, about the "wind tunneL" ATM "I want a very superficiaL coke life."-ange, describing her life of doing coke in a big city & going out every night "We need wet toweLs and coffee. We need to give birth to how drunk angeLina is."-Ryan "BUS...KID...FULL."-vESNA "No, I'm trying to teLL them there's onLy one wife."-Vesna "i saved a man the other day."-Hairy, beginning her TRUE story about saving a man on Woodward |