"Hey, Hair, why donT you pass me those parliaments...and the quotebook cause yr probably about to say somethin' funny."-me
"See, those are the things that are makin' me go 'eccccchhhhhh'."-diana, scraping her fingernaiLs on her back ? sleepy gesture when we realized that everything that was amusing me was making her crazy
"come back in the bubble or forever be without it."-diana, when i started to irritate her
"I feeL like i'm wrapped in a warm hub of air--you know what i mean?--like a film?"-Diana, in new orleans
"i was mostly just present at the meaLs that challenged you."-diana, humble about her influence on my expanding diet
"When i get old i'm gonna wear spiegeL on the beach in Florida."-angeLina
"i would play with your flotation devices every day...aLL the time."-angeLina, about trading places
"i decided that since it was 4th of July I would wear my christmas shirt today."-kot
"you canT just be a normaL girL and dye yr hair black and start wearing gap clothes a little bit differently."-angeLina
"once and a while it's good to see people taking themselves so seriously."-emily (what was this about? so funny!)
"Or she might just be stupid."-Bianca, after i said "i dont know who this girL is but she's really drunk"
"Oh, watch out. She can deploy at any time."-Esteban, when Alysha was frontin' with some dart players
"it's like sleepin' with an asshole."-ayron (context?)
"then she dyed her hair pink to try to get her back."-gina
"you guys, tomorrow i'm getting my bumps checked."-angeLina
"bridget said i smeLL like red markers."-ty, post-hair dye
"Butch Light? Sport Femme?"-anne ryan, beginning the Famous Anne Ryan Gender Deconstruction Game
* "Just butch enough so aLL the pretty little girls like you & just femme enough that they can teLL ya you're 'sooo preeettttyyy'."-anne ryan, and she was working when she was talkin' aLL this shit!!
"You know what you are?? You're the bi-curious's wet dream!"-anne ryan
"you're, like, androgynous...to the right."-angeLina, after listening to anne ryan's calculations
"Then you got personality to spare, donT ya?"-anne ryan, ZAP-POW-BOOM, to TY
"if you have some of those pink glasses like the hippies wear, i bet you could see it."-Ty about the deL shirts
"i almost want to date you just to see what you'd be like when you'd try to get me to go away."-ty, to Hairy
"i'm just a happy-go-lucky socialite. I socialize for blood."-me
"hi, i'm gay, yeah."-Ty, when Dr. asked if she'd ever heard "I'm coming out" (the song)
* "That's not gay, it's german!"-Ty, about the aut bar
"i decided i want to see my life now."-me about wearing my glasses all the time now
"Do you want to see my boobs?"-a misheard Ty quote when she really said "do you wanna see my bruise?"
"Do you really want to stay? we're talking about being gay and playing chess."-Ty, to Alex, who then left
"I think you might like it cause it's kind of whiny."-me, recommending music to ty
"Earlier i was eating fish out of a bag with my hand."-Bianca
* "She's totally a bike messenger without a message."-Bianca
"i wish i could set people on fire with my eyes."-aLi, during the best outside day of the month
"aLL we listened to was bluegrass interpretations of Pink Floyd."-angelina, about road-tripping with hippies
"you're so cute i wanna eat you like a Cheeto."-angeLina, to Ethan
"if only i was a hooker--goddamm!"-Ty, about presents
"BACK AWAY FROM THE TIE-DYE."-me, shopping with angeLina
"weLL, main street's already closed...and there's a hundred thousand port-o-john's in the Palio parking lot."-matty, about art fair starting
"These are English words she's singing?!?!...i mean...if you insist."-Matty, when "ShameLess" came on an old mixed tape someone made him that we were checking out
"It's along the lines of 'get out the map.'"-Matty, about a missy estrogen song that starts something lesbian-y like, "put the dogs in the back and let's go driving"
"i have some teenage angst...and some body image issues."-nicoLe, talking about her art t-shirt
"i heard italian men are really gropey when ya go over there."-nicoLe
"Hah, I love bloopers...just the word BLOOP."-lauryn hiLL, drunk at the deL
"oH, i watch too much ELLen."-grant, after i said "i'm comin' out tomorrow" and he said "aren't you already out?" and i groaned
"is that the girL with short hair and glasses...cause she's a member of the Ann Arbor Creepy Crew and i don't like it."-ayron
"Walkin' home...like it's not her 3rd job."-ayron, @ where hairy was
"That's better than shakin' hands."-ayron, when i grabbed the quotepen instead of shakin' hands on a funny one
"oH, that's a double play!"-me, after ayron asked "is that a double quote?"
"She's black and she's dressed like a futon?"-ayron, mishearing quotes from FATAL BEAUTY
"i donT know, but she has big hair. I love her already...and look at that cameL toe!"-ayron
"Did she just say 'My son's a genitaL liar'?"-ayron, during FATAL BEAUTY
"DJ. She was my mentor and confidante."-Liz, about DJ on FuLL House
"She might've been repressed--she was definitely homosexuaL."-ayron, about Ty's arrester
"I hate gay people."-Ty
"You say that aLL the time & i've never put it in the quotebook so i might as weLL."-me
"i....donT....know. weLL.....i....donT.....know."-ayron, being interrogated about Ty
"i wanted to live in the suburbs after i saw that movie."-Ty, about FataL Beauty
"and then i could be like, 'oh, this is my friend alysha, trace.'"-ayron, re-enacting his encounter with Tracy+the Plastics
"i was like, 'YOU ARE NIKKI AND COLA."-ayron, to "Tracy"
"dare you be gay."-Ty, after i described my documentary "Behind the Bar Antics of Ty"
"Push-ups in jail, that's so cliche...in the clink."-ayron
"$350---donT exaggerate."-ayron after ty said she "treated herself to a $400 get out of jail free card"
"That was just foreplay."-ayron, after i told him that ange had tickled me and it worked