"it gets expressed at meaLtimes."-angeLina, informing someone new about my fear of condiments
"i think he thinks his conversation's a tip."-ty
"I'm underwater and a weird submarine is going by."-angeLina, after we put in earplugs for Wolf Eyes
"is Team Dresch kind of yr favorite band now?"-angeLina, putting her hand on my leg in the car
"i donT think i like glam hipsters...i donT wanna take hot pink high heels off a woman."-angeLina
"i just think...if they're aLL gonna be ugly, controL yr urges."-angeLina
"zingerman's is like a bad girlfriend. They make plans with you and then you sit around aLL day waiting for them."-angeLina
"i'm gonna send her a postcard."-angeLina, once again discussing enraged postcards
"...but donT grab too hard."-angeLina
"Leave me and my cancer alone."-angeLina
"Leave me and my Dimetapp alone."-aLi
"i think they stopped hanging out with us...i'm gonna shut the door now."-aLi
"after 6 months apart, the two are reunited with bells and rubber."-kot
"That's like the state and the citizen."-angeLina, when kot was reading her thrift store kid's book
"But this doesn't equaL angeLina."-aLi
"You're like, 'why do you want to hang out with me? we're not even having fun right now?'."-Bianca, about random drunk blonde flirt
"Just kind of out of feminism."-Bianca, guessing why i wrote "flirt" instead of "slut" in the last
"I just donT want to send mixed signaLs."-Bianca, after she tried on a basebaLL cap and said, 'do i look like too much of a lesbian?'
"Bianca, i just hate it when people trivialize my lifestyle."-me, melodrama @ 2 straight girLs dancing together
"Has anyone seen my blacklight poster of the sun from the 3rd floor hallway or my Indigo Girls cd (swampophelia) from the living room?"-written on a blackboard at the Co-op
"You know why we canT make a documentary? Because it would throw off their universe."-angeLina, about the open mic people
"She has potentiaL, you know. When she gets older and finally shaves her head."-angeLina, after i said 'i think she's a really talented rhythm guitarist' about the little lesbian at open mike
"it's Team Dresch...cause they cover aLL topics."-angeLina, about her not-getting-hired song
"i just realized i donT know how to read a compass...that's why i don't go to the woods."-ayron
"you're wearing a flanneL shirt for christ's sake!"-ayron, to the asshole at the bar
"every time they see me, i'm crying and/or bald."-angeLina, about her dad's friends
"today's going to be a good day...because the only expectations i have are reading and spending quality time with the woman i love."-angeLina, to me (i love this one!)
"i'LL eat yr vagina if you don't shut up!"-alysha
"People need to stop judging themselves by their drinks."-Ty.
"She looks really funny without a hat on."-angeLina
"it's an interesting interpretation of 'dyke'."-me
"that was really funn, but i hope it never happens again."-angeLina, about being mz. congeniality at the heidelberg
"it's like she's butch, but she's too little to puLL it off."-angeLina
"yeah, you donT want to go to europe...go to Illinois on $4o a day."-Matty
"Yeah, i heard that girls who listen to led zeppelin always kick yr ass."-what some hippie guy told angeLina
"When you teLL someone you have a baby and are a heroin addict, what do you expect? I mean, I'm stiLL a girl from west bloomfield and that's not the kind of guy i should go out with."-angeLina
"i'm in the femme spirit!"-angeLina
"no, i'm a bald man in a dress."-angeLina, getting ready for the costume party
"They eat their animals and maybe hang them on the waLL. What they donT eat."-angeLina, about hunters
"Yeah, you need to take it easy with the brown boots."-angeLina
"Could you please not eat while i'm smoking."-ayron, to alex
"it's like a swiss army knife but for lesbians."-ayron
"if i get raped, i'm gonna be pissed."-bianca, walking down the alley
"WeLL, i noticed that they only people who were sitting here were white so...weLL, i really only roLL with white people so, you know."-Bianca
"She really is like a lesbian deity, you gotta watch what you say."-Bianca, about Ellen
"If i was emma, that would go in my quotebook."-grant
"You gotta get someone in yr style range."-angeLina (apologies for always picking yr bitchyest quotes! i love 'em!)
"Yeah, flood's aren't reaL good for your car."-matty
"it would be nice but it would be very Latin. It would almost be like a Carlos Santana video."-angeLina, about our neighborhood
"That's not nearly as weird as me dreaming i had a puppy lodged in my foot."-Ty
"No. I get to work with the catdresser."-ayron
"See? It's that layer of passion that's missing from Eastern Europeans."-Matty
"But, i mean, come on! These people couldn't even tap a tambo(u)rine."-Matty about American Idol
"That's like a whole roomfuL of bottoms, gross."-Matt about the gay bachelor
"Because i'm the speciaL music friend."-gina, about ali privileging her take on B&A over AngeLina's
"She has weird boundaries and she asked me to come over and take a nap."-Ty
"it doesn't sound like a Ty word."-me, when she said she doesn't say "community"
"Look at aLL these stuff that you brought."-Vesna, to Sara about her lots of necklaces
"i love like 98% of the words that come out of your mouth!"-me, to Vesna
"Well, i never knew...and i look at yr cleavage a lot."-me, to anne ryan about her tattoo flaw
"don't you challenge my Alaskan Bachelor look!"-ayron, with his dark denim coat on over a very athletic-looking t-shirt