Biography Of Me...

My name is Leah Gwyneth Ebdon. I was born in a hospital in a town not so far away with automatic doors and poor hygiene. I have lived in Blackwood ever since and no doubt I'm stuck here a while longer. Probably until I have enough money for a house, which looking at the average deposit these days, I should have one by 2030. I have two brothers who came into the world a long time before me, Paul, who is a car fixer, and Carl, who is a computer fixer.
            I have always enjoyed English and Art. They were my two big loves in school and it sort of worked out that I'm also not that good at much else, apart from spending money. I'd love to be a published Writer instead of being a Sales Assistant for the rest of my life.
                I have a cat called lucky, who has lived up to her name and is on her fifth life at the moment. I have a boyfriend, called James Fox. Which is really cool because I wouldn't mind being Leah Fox. Funky name. I have too much stuff to fit in my room. I have too many books that I haven't read. Too many clothes I haven't worn. I am on my eighth car, courtesy of the car fixer.
            I really really love the supernatural. I have seen five ghosts in various locations and I have been levitated by what must have been a very strong spirit because I'm not a little girl if you get my drift. I love witchcraft and myths and Fairies. I practise Tarot Reading and when I finally get time from all this writing I might start on crystal healing, or something of that nature.
            I mostly enjoy poetry because I like it when I read a poem and have to work it out and speculate what it would have meant to that person and what they wanted to say. So I like to write poetry that gives the reader a bit of room to breathe. Plus it's mostly short and my attention span isn't the best. I'm bored already so I will leave you with a final thought...

What if this weren't a hypothetical question?