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page has just some basic math jokes. They give out a
little humor to lighten up the mood so enjoy. Trigonometry for farmers: Swine and Cowswine Q: What has three feet and one leg? A: A Yard Stick! Q: What tool do you use in Algebra? A: Multi-pliers! Q: What did the tree say to the mathematician? A: Gee, I'm a tree! (Geometry) Q: Who invented the Round Table? A: Sir Cumference! Q: Who invented fractions? A: Henry the 1/8! Q: Why did the man sleep with a ruler? A: To see how long he could sleep! Q: Which weighs more; a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks? A: They both weigh a ton!
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