Intro
Legolas: "Ahem. I am here to introduce the authoresses' twisted plot. You know how we, the Fellowship, are usually nice, sweet, and just so darn cute? Well, once every year each of us gets a day, yes a full twenty-four hours, to be bad. That's right, twenty-four hours of total chaos. Normally, you wouldn't think too much of it, but if we don't live it up to the fullest, we explode. Why? I really don't know. You will have to ask the authoresses about that one. She mumbled something about a rabbit and fairy god parents, but I didn't understand and was afraid to ask, as she was on a full-on caffine rush. I'm sure you can sympathize. Mordor knows no fury like that of a hyper authoress. Please, read and review so the Fellowship won't be the only ones to suffer. Thank you for your time, and attention..."
The spotlight turns off and Legolas walks offstage...
TBC
On to: Chapter One