Source: Boy Meets World
Actual Quote: Frankie is lonely because his only friends got shipped off to reform school.
Frankie: "I walk alone in this world except for the grilled cheese sandwich that is in my pocket."
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Quote Number Two:
Source: Invader Zim
Actual Quote: Zim and Gir have just ventured out onto the streets of the city in an attempt to see if their location device thingy works.
Zim: "On this world we are surrounded by danger and madness."
Gir (looking like a playful puppy): "Ooh, I like madness."
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Quote Number Three:
Source: The Three Musketeers
Actual Quote: Cardinal Richelieu has just been shot down by the queen when he tried to seduce her.
Richelieu: "Remember, kings come and kings go, but one thing remains the same. And that is me."
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Quote Number Four:
Source: The Proud Family (a cartoon on Disney)
Actual Quote: Penny wants to go shopping and buy some new clothes. Her father, Oscar, is not happy.
Oscar: "Don't you dare come home with anything made from spandex, lycra, dental floss or anything else you see in those rump-shaking videos."
Trudy (his wife): "What rump-shaking videos have you been watching?"
Oscar: ""Ah, come on, baby. You know the only rump I watch is yours."
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Quote Number Five:
Source: Pepper Ann (another cartoon on Disney)
Actual Quote: Crash, a little kid, has a huge crush on Pepper Ann and has been playing a tuba outside her window. The next day, the wandering minstrels come by. (we think *g*)
Pepper Ann (throwing her shoe at them): "Curse you, wandering minstrels!"
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Quote Number Six:
Source: Monty Python
Actual Quote: We have no idea under what circumstances these immortal words were uttered.
"I don't like SPAM!"
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Quote Number Seven:
Source: Whose Line (once again)
Actual Quote: During the game of 'whose line' Ryan and Colin are at the Battle of the Alamo.
Colin: "Why are you dressed like a French maid?"
Ryan: "To confuse the enemy."
Colin: "Confuse them? There's just more of them coming."
Ryan: "They're expecting us to be wearing tunics and armor, but who's expecting this?"
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Quote Number Eight:
Source: Boy Meets World
Actual Quote: Mr. Turner is contemplating saying 'I love you' to his girlfriend.
Mr. Turner: "You know those three little words that are so hard to say unless you really mean them?"
Shawn: "Is Father home?"
Mr. Turner: "No! I love you."
Shawn: "Ah, you're just feeling a little vulnerable right now."
Mr. Turner: "I need to take a little walk now."
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Quote Number Nine:
Source: Hercules (the cartoon, once again on Disney)
Actual Quote: Hercules has just saved Meg from a Centaur, but she thinks she could have handled it herself.
Meg: "Men! You're all the same. You think 'No' means 'Yes' and 'Get lost' means 'Take me, I'm yours.'"
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Quote Number Ten:
Source: Dracula, Dead and Loving It
Actual Quote: Renfield is *trying* to sleep in Dracula's Transylvania castle, when two of Dracula's wives come in and proceed to... um, well... you know. *eg*
Renfield: "I'll have you know that's my knee you're straddling. This is wrong. Wrong, I tell you, wrong!" After a moment, he gives in. "Wrong me, wrong me! Wrong my brains out!"
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Quote Number Eleven:
Source: Whose Line is it Anyway, but they got it from Chicken Run
Actual Quote: Colin has just finished a game where a Scottish accent was needed, and Drew says he sounds like one of the chickens from Chicken Run, to which Colin says:
"I don't want my freedom." in the same accent.
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On to Chapter Fifteen: Whose Quote Is It Anyway?