Quote Number One:
Source: The Drew Carey Show
Actual Quote: Drew and the gang were spending the night in a car in an attempt to win it. It was really cold and Lewis had his hat pulled down over his eyes.
Oswald: "Lewis? Lewis, it's time to wake up. Lewis? Lewis? Oh my gosh, he's dead and I never got to tell him I loved him!"
Lewis (pulling his hat up): "What was that?"
Oswald: "Nothing... nothing, buddy."
Lewis: "Oh, I could've sworn I heard someone say they loved me!"
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Quote Number Two:
Source: Boy Meets World
Actual Quote: A big bully is after Jack and Eric, and Eric has decided to dress in drag to try to stay away from them. Jack, however, refuses to do likewise.
Jack: "No! I am a man, I'm staying a man, and I'm going to face him like a man!"
The bully knocks on the door, and Jack screams like a girl and leaps into Eric's arms.
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Quote Number Three:
Source: Disney's Tarzan
Actual Quote: Jane was drawing a picture of a baby monkey when said monkey came up behind her and took the drawing.
Jane: "Alright, now I want that paper on the count of three. One, two... (pointing behind the monkey) Oh, look! Bananas!"
The monkey turns and she snatched the picture back.
Jane: "Oh, I can't believe you fell for that one!"
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Quote Number Four:
Source: Toy Story 2
Actual Quote: The toys have returned from saving Woody and the little green aliens are surrounded Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head.
Little Green Aliens: "You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful."
Mrs. Potato Head: "You saved their lives? Oh, my hero! They're so adorable! Let's adopt them!"
LGAs: "Daddy!"
Mr. Potato Head: "Aaarrgh!"
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Quote Number Five:
Source: Three's Company
Actual Quote: Jack has accidently spilled wine on Mr. Roper's pants.
Chrissy: "That's going to stain. You'd better take your pants off right away!"
Mrs. Roper: "It takes more than a little wine to get Stanley out of his pants."
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Quote Number Six:
Source: The Matrix
Actual Quote: Neo has just received a message on his computer screen.
Message: "Follow the white rabbit."
A moment later, there is a knock on Neo's door and one of the people there is a woman with a white rabbit tattoo on her shoulder.
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Quote Number Seven:
Source: Pepper Ann
Actual Quote: Pepper Ann is up in a tower and lots of RPG-playing guys are climbing it after her.
Pepper Ann: "Touch me, and I'll shove a crude, yet mystical, digging tool up your nose!"
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Quote Number Eight:
Source: Kim Possible
Actual Quote: Kim, Ron, and Rufus the naked mole rat are all out in the snow and Rufus is shivering.
Ron: ""I told you to bring a jacket, Rufus! Naked and snow just don't mix!"
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Quote Number Nine:
Source: Xena, episode For Him the Bell Tolls
Actual Quote: Princess Illiandra, who is supposed to be in love with Prince Sarpidon, is under a spell and thinks that she loves Joxer. She ignores Sarpidon in order to watch Joxer fight.
Sarpidon (as portrayed by Craig Parker): "My love for you is still as strong. I would gladly die for you!"
Illiandra: "You're so noble. But would you mind moving? I really must watch him fight."
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Quote Number Ten:
Source: Dracula, Dead and Loving It
Actual Quote: Dracula is sneaking into Mina's dark bedroom to take her away to the abbey.
Dracula (with what he thinks is Mina in his arms): ""You will be my bride throughout eternity. We will share the endless passion of immortal love!"
Effie (the maid who is really in his arms): "Oh, I can't wait!"
Dracula: "Not you!"
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On to Chapter Three: The Irrefutable Truth About Quotes