Source: The Fairly Odd Parents (TV cartoon)
Actual Quote: Cosmo (To his mother, Momma Cosma): "I'm not bright. Big words confuse me. I have the attention span of a rodent, and Wanda loves me anyway. She makes me happy, and that should be enough for you!"
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Quote Number Two:
Source: Also from The Fairly Odd Parents (What?! We love that show!)
Actual Quote: "We're...Your fairy god parents! We're magic *ooh!* Magic *ooh!*"
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Quote Number Three:
Source: The Three Musketeers (Movie)
Actual Quote: Porthos (looks at D'Artagnan after handing Athos some wine): You can't have any, you're too young."
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Quote Number Four:
Source: Dracula: Dead and Loving It
Actual Quote: Dracula has just jumped from a second story window in the asylum, landing softly on his feet below. Renfield jumps out, but of course he hits the ground with a thud. (In a thick British accent) "He flies, I don't. He flies, I don't. *He* flies, *I* don't."
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Quote Number Five:
Source: The Emperor's New Groove (Movie)
Actual Quote: Kuzco and Pacha are tied to a log floating down a river toward a waterfall. Pacha's lines belong to Legolas and Kuzco's belong to Gimli in this fic.
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Quote Number Six:
Source: The Mummy
Actual Quote: Evie is translating the location of the Book of Amon Ra, and Rick is telling her to hurry.
Evie: "Patience is a virtue."
Rick: "Not right now it isn't!"
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Quote Number Seven:
Source: Due South (TV show)
Actual Quote: Benton Fraser has finally figured something out because of a hunch, probably for the first time in his life.
Benton: "I had a hunch."
Ray: "You don't have hunches; I have hunches."
Benton: "I had one of your hunches, Ray. It felt good."
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Quote Number Eight:
Source: Silence of the Lambs
Actual Quote: Dr. Lector is telling Clarice about the census officer he ate.
Dr. Lector: "I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
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Quote Number Nine:
Source: Clue (the movie, not the board game )
Actual Quote: We're not going to rewrite the whole quote here, since the whole thing came from the movie.
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Quote Number Ten:
Source: The Matrix (we just had to throw this one in)
Actual Quote: Agent Smith (aka Elrond ) is holding Neo in front of a rushing subway train.
Agent Smith: "Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability. It is the sound of... your death."
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Quote Number Eleven:
Source: Clue, again (We love this movie!)
Actual Quote: Wadsworth the butler has just admitted to committing the murder of the singing telegram girl.
Mr. Green: "So it was you. I was going to expose you."
Wadsworth: "I know, so I choose to expose myself."
Col. Mustard: "Please, there are ladies present."
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Quote Number Twelve:
Source: Boy Meets World (TV show)
Actual Quote: Mrs. Matthews is picking out wallpaper for the baby's room. Topanga walks in and sees her.
Topanga: "Ooh, wallpaper. Fun!"
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On to Chapter Three: The Madness Continues