Source: The Emperor's New Groove
Actual Quote: Kuzco is showing Pacha the model of his new summer house that he's planning to build.
Kuzco: "Kuzcotopia, my ultimate summer get-away, complete with waterslide."
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Quote Number Two:
Source: Lion King 2: Simba's Pride
Actual Quote: Timon is practicing what he is going to tell Simba after Pumbaa lands nearly on top of her while trying to save her from drowning.
Timon: "Sire? The good news is, we found your daughter. The bad news is, we dropped a warthog on her. Is there a problem with that?"
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Quote Number Three:
Source: Invader Zim
Actual Quote: Dib is talking to the official-type person who had been searching for the queen of all lice, which they have now found.
Dib: "You know that thing you were right about? It's about to eat us."
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Quote Number Four:
Source: Don't Say a Word (a really great Sean Bean movie)
Actual Quote: Dr. Conrad is asking Elisabeth what the number stands for.
Elisabeth (sing-song): "I'll never tell. Any of you."
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Quote Number Five:
Source: The Fairly-Odd Parents
Actual Quote: Cosmo and Wanda are trying to figure out where to take Timmy to find Big Foot.
Wanda: "Let's take him to the mythical forest."
Cosmo: "Yeah, that's where I'd live if I was mythical. But sadly, I'm just adorable."
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Quote Number Six:
Source: Whose Line Is It Anyway
Actual Quote: They're playing Change, where when Drew buzzes in they have to change whatever they just said.
Colin (when Drew finally lets him stop changing lines): "Can't we all just make a felt marker with some twigs and a popular cola?"
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Quote Number Seven:
Source: Smart Guy (a really cute show on Disney)
Actual Quote: Marcus has just come back from the "pancake breakfast" that the Seniors had thrown for the Juniors, that was actually a really elaborate prank.
Mr. Henderson: "So, how was the pancake breakfast?"
Marcus: "Rained out."
Mr. Henderson: "So the sprinkler thing worked?"
Marcus: "You knew about this!? Why didn't you tell us!?"
Mr. Henderson: "Cause if I did, then I couldn't do this." (breaks into throes of maniacal laughter)
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Quote Number Eight:
Source: I Love Lucy
Actual Quote: Lucy is upset with Ricky, once again.
Lucy: "Ricky Ricardo, you're nothing but a... but a man!"
Ricky: "I am not."
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Quote Number Nine:
Source: Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Actual Quote: I'm not actually sure, now that you mention it. But thanks to Sam for it anyway, since it's so bloody funny.
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Quote Number Ten:
Source: Wild, Wild West (the movie, not the TV show)
Actual Quote: Dr. Loveless has just appeared out of his box thingy while the Battle Hymn of the Republic was playing.
Loveless: "Don't you just hate that song?"
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Quote Number Eleven:
Source: Pepper Ann
Actual Quote: Pepper Ann and Nikki were asking Milo how his interview for TV had gone.
Milo: "I told you how it went. I was like a really dorky deer caught in the headlights."
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On to Chapter Nineteen: Don't Say a Quote