Source: Rugrats (TV Cartoon)
Actual Quote: The song is the same on the TV show, except that the Dummi Bears sing it instead of Hobbits.
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Quote Number Two
Source: Spaceballs
Actual Quote (Darth Helmet): "Now you see that evil will always triumph... because good is dumb."
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Quote Number Three
Source: Toy Story
Actual Quote (Woody's pull-string has just been pulled.): "There's a snake in my boot!"
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Quote Number Four
Source: H-E-Double Hockey Sticks (Movie)
Actual Quote (Satan's minion is knocking on another character's door): (very cheerily) "Hello! It's your favorite minion of Satan!"
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Quote Number Five
Source: Heh heh heh. There's no way anyone could have gotten it. The quote came from our dad!
Actual Quote: (I had just gotten done heating up some leftover pizza for breakfast) Dad: "Ah, pizza. The breakfast of champions!"
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Quote Number Six
Source: The Emperor's New Groove
Actual Quote: Pacha: "Once we cross this bridge, it's only an hour to the palace."
Kuzco: "Good, cause believe it or not, I think I could use a bath."
Pacha: (under his breath) "Oh, I'd believe it."
Kuzco: "What was that?"
Pacha: "Oh nothing..."
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Quote Number Seven
Source: Maverick (Movie)
Actual Quote: (Annabelle Bransford is talking to a poker player about Brett Maverick's incredibly fast shooting)
Annabelle: "Was that fast? I thought that was fast. Was it fast, was it?"
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Quote Number Eight
Source: Tremors 3: Back to Perfection (Movie)
Actual Quote: Jack: "Time is the eternal river. I suggest that we don't swim upstream."
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Quote Number Nine
Source: Tombstone (Movie)
Actual Quote: Johnny Ringo: "I want your blood, and I want your souls. And I want them both right now."
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Quote Number Ten
Source: Clue (again!)
Actual Quote: Mrs. White: "Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable."
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Quote Number Eleven
Source: The Fairly Odd Parents Christmas Special
Actual Quote: (Timmy is singing a song about how much he likes Christmas, and why he doesn't like the other holidays. He says Valentine's Day always makes him sad. And then, his dad pops out from behind him and sings the line): "Cause Timmy just can't get a girlfriend!"
Timmy: "Stop that!"
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On to Chapter Five: We're Baa-aack!