Source: Tremors 2: Aftershocks
Actual Quote: Burt has just been trapped by a Graboid (a giant worm type thingy) in the bucket of a bulldozer. Trust me, not exactly my idea of a happy time. The Graboid is feeling around the bucket for Burt with one of its disgusting little tongues. Burt is (as most of us would be) rather irate. He has run out of ammo for the first time in his entire life and is now in a bit of a pickle...
Earl: "You okay, Burt?"
Burt: "As I lie here, I can't help but comment. I was not properly briefed. And the reason for that is that this mission was not properly researched. If certain people had bothered to gather intelligence on the creatures before bumbling in here, I wouldn't be out of ammo."
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Quote Number Two
Source: The Three Musketeers
Actual Quote: The musketeers and D'Artagnon are in an inn when some lively music begins to play.
Porthos: "A lively tune... I'm inspired to dance."
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Quote Number Three
Source: Kelly's Heroes
Actual Quote: They are about to take their sole Sherman tank into the town to fight against three Tiger tanks. (really bad odds there)
Oddball: "Always with the negative waves, Moriarity. Always with the negative waves. Can't you dig how beautiful and peaceful it is out here and say something righteous and hopeful for a change?"
Moriarity: "Crap."
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Quote Number Four
Source: The Fairly Odd Parents (woohoo!)
Actual Quote: Timmy's friends Chester and A.J. are asking Timmy where he got his cool popular clothes. Of course, he can't tell them that his fairy godparents waved their little wands and *poof!* there they were. Would your friends believe you?
Timmy (stuttering): "Um...inheritance...internet! (grins) I inherited the internet!"
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Quote Number Five
Source: Spongebob Squarepants
Actual Quote: Spongebob for some unknown reason (I wasn't paying attention to the show...) holds up a razor and says "I am a man!" I normally don't watch the show. So why was this done? 'Cause my other half saw the razor and immediately thought of Aragorn. Poor scruffy ranger. *g*
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Quote Number Six
Source: Dracula: Dead and Loving It
Actual Quote: Lucy has just been turned into a vampire and is coming on to Jonathan.
Lucy: "Let me show you the deep, raw passion of pure, unbridled sexual frenzy."
Jonathan: "But, Lucy, I'm British."
Lucy (shoving her chest up towards Jonathan's face): "So are these."
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Quote Number Seven
Source: Tremors 2: Aftershocks
Actual Quote: Earl, Grady, and Burt have just finished killing a group of Grablings.
Grady: "This sure is the middle of nowhere."
Earl: "Sure it is. Things like this only happen in the middle of nowhere."
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Quote Number Eight
Source: The Fairly Odd Parents (woohoo again!)
Actual Quote: Timmy has just discovered that because of his wish to meet the Crimson Chin, his favorite comic book character, the Chin now knows that he isn't real and spends the entire next comic lying in a fetal position.
Timmy: "Oh, no! It's all my fault."
Cosmo: "Yay! It is your fault. Usually it's my fault. I mean, if there's anything I can do to help, let me know."
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Quote Number Nine
Source: Tremors 3: Back to Perfection (if you can't tell, we love those movies too...)
Actual Quote: Jack is shredding his pamphlets for his Graboid tours and Jodi asks him why.
Jack: "You can't run a business where your customers get eaten."
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Quote Number Ten
Source: Who's Line is it Anyway?
Actual Quote: They're playing the TV show theme song game, and Chip and Wayne have to come up with a sitcom theme song about two unlikely roommates. How much more unlikely could you get then Satan and the schoolgirl? And it worked out kinda well since Viggo did indeed play Lucifer in The Prophecy. Leggy in a skirt and pigtails sprang from our own slightly twisted imaginations, and may show up again. *eg* Mwaahahahahaha >:)
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On to Chapter Nine: Somewhere and Back Again