Source: The Mummy Returns
Actual Quote: Alex has just put on the bracelet that will wake the Scorpion King.
Ardeth: "By putting on that bracelet your son may have brought about the next apocalypse."
Rick (pointing at Ardeth): "You, lighten up." (pointing at Alex) "You, big trouble." (pointing at Jonathan) "You, get in the car."
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Quote Number Two:
Source: Godzilla
Actual Quote: We can't actually remember who said any of this, but suffice it to say that Godzilla is attacking and the characters are running. *g*
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Quote Number Three:
Source: The Three Muskeeters
Actual Quote:
King Louis: "I've heard some very troubling rumors about you."
Cardinal Richelieu: "There are so many to choose from."
Louis: "Betrayal?"
Richelieu: "Ah, yes. That is usually the first. Let me see if I remember it correctly... (skipping a bit here) But really, your majesty, why stop there? I have heard much more festive variations. I make oaths with pagan gods; seduce the queen in her own chamber; teach pigs to dance and horses to fly; and keep the moon carefully hidden within the folds of my robe. Have I forgotten anything?"
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Quote Number Four:
Source: Invader Zim (are you all happy now??)
Actual Quote: Zim has a really disgusting zit that he's been using to hypnotize people. He's trying to hypnotize Dib with it, so Dib shuts his eyes.
Dib: "You can't make me look. I'll just shut my eyes."
Zim: "Oh, you'll open them. You have to breathe sometime."
Dib: "No, I won't! I... wait. What do my eyes have to do with breathing?" He then opens his eyes.
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Quote Number Five:
Source: The Godfather
Actual Quote:
Don Corleone: "Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day."
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Quote Number Six:
Source: Whose Line Is It Anyway
Actual Quote: We can't remember which game they were playing, but we're pretty sure it was Colin and Ryan.
C or R: "There's only one hope."
R or C: "Run from side to side?"
C or R: "Yep."
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Quote Number Seven:
Source: Invader Zim
Actual Quote: Dib is out with his dad and a little cow is rolling around making crop circles. His dad thinks that the cow is an alien.
Dib: "This is not a supernatural cow!"
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Quote Number Eight:
Source: The Angry Beavers
Actual Quote: Daggett accuses Norbert of going bahooties. We have no clue why since the show's been cancelled for quite a while. (stupid Nickelodeon!)
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Quote Number Nine:
Source: Whose Line Is It Anyway
Actual Quote: They're playing Whose Line and the line that Ryan (we think) pulls out is: "I'm wearing a thong."
Colin (again, we think) replies: "I'm wearing a thong, too. But two thongs don't make a right."
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Quote Number Ten:
Source: Whose Line, yet again
Actual Quote: Wayne has just sat down in Drew's chair since he won. He then proceeds to wiggle around in it and say:
"Drew Carey's butt is so warm and squishy. Ain't no booty like a Drew Carey booty, hey!"
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On to Chapter Thirteen: It's Bloody Raining Outside