Source: Hot Shots! Part Deux
Actual Quote: Well, this isn't an actual quote, just a really funny scene from the movie. If you haven't seen it, go do so. It's great.
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Quote Number Two:
Source: The Mummy (yep, we love this one, too)
Actual Quote: Evie and the others have just discovered Imhotep's sarcophagus buried at the base of Anubis...
Evie: "He must have been someone of great importance... or else he did something very naughty."
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Quote Number Three:
Source: Whose Line Is It Anyway (if you couldn't tell, we kinda like this, too)
Actual Quote: They're playing the game called Hoe Down, and this particular one is about the Village People...
Colin (we think): "But when I put on leather pants, I am a macho man."
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Quote Number Four:
Source: Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella (the Brandy version)
Actual Quote: The King and Queen are watching the Prince and Cinderella waltz around the room...
King: "She's stunning. Why, if I was a young man again..."
Queen (glaring at him): "Yes, dear?"
King: "Well, I'd be younger, wouldn't I?"
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Quote Number Five:
Source: All Dogs Go to Heaven 2
Actual Quote: Charlie has been sent back to Earth to retrieve Gabriel's horn, but can't get it to fit through the chain link fence...
Charlie: "It couldn't have been Gabriel's flute or Gabriel's kazoo. No..."
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Quote Number Six:
Source: Whose Line, but they stole it from Hamlet
Actual Quote: This was a line in the Christmas Hoe Down
Colin: "To thine own elf be true."
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Quote Numbers Seven & Eight:
Source: Whose Line (yet again)
Actual Quote: Both of these are the same. Colin and Ryan were playing the Film Noir game about the Maltese Burger...
Colin: "That's when he did something totally unexpected, something so crazy and wild that it took me totally by surprise. Even though it was kind of funny, it was still really weird."
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Quote Number Nine:
Source: Tremors 2: Aftershocks (is anyone sensing a pattern here?)
Actual Quote: Burt has just discovered the existance of the Shriekers, and is not happy that he is now nearly out of ammo.
Burt: "I feel that I was denied critical, need-to-know information."
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Quote Number Ten:
Source: Rugrats
Actual Quote: Tommy and Chuckie are in Aunt Miriam's room and find her wig on top of one of Grandpa's trophies...
Tommy: "It's her hair!"
Chuckie (nearly in a panic): "But it's not on her head, Tommy, it's not on her head!"
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Quote Number Eleven:
Source: The Emperor's New Groove
Actual Quote: Pacha and Kuzco are heading up to see Pacha's wife when they discover that someone is already there...
Pacha: "This woman... what did she look like?"
Old Man: "Uh, scary beyond all reason."
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On to Chapter Eleven: The B-Day Edition