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Page 1 1.Charlotte and Emily to Lindsay: "Our bookcase is better than your bookcase!" 2.Emily: "Apparently a great swimmer doesn't necessarily have great little swimmers" Lindsay: "It might not necessarily be the litttle swimmers, it may be the coach..." 3.Lindsay: "As you can see, I have some hair to spare... Hey, that rhymes..." [#116-118, lindsay is funny when she's tired] 4.Lindsay: "You know, flirting puts me in a good mood..." 5.Lindsay (talking to her cell): "You need to DIE. How can I make you die?" Emily: "You can throw it throw it against a wall" Lindsay (seriously): "No, that would kill it. I need something that would make it die." 6.Narrator for animal planet show: "This male (snake) has been in hibernation for 8 months..." Emily: "...And it's looking for some ass!" Lindsay: "Very nicely put.." 7.Lindsay: "So when you get up at the crack-ass of dawn, you can wake me up too... I'm going to hate you for it, but you can wake me up..." 8.Ann: "Do you all have a crescendo the third beat of A?" Caitlin: "Actually, we don't. We have a rest." Ann: "And it'll be a very loud rest!" 9.Ann talking describing a crescendo: "It's the very long up bow that fell on it's side..." 10.Lindsay: "If I don't get up, I give you permission to hit me." :: Emily gives an evil grin :: Lindsay: "Wait... I take that back..." 11.Lindsay turning as she speaks: "Slow turn to the left, slow turn to the right... I just so did that backwards..." 12.Mark: "I don't want to make a music out of my career." [says the professor of voice...] 13.Professor Ladewig: "Oral transmission... sounds like some way to transfer disease..." 14.Lindsay: "Sorry! I have a life now!" Emily: "No you don't" Lindsay: "Shutup, I can pretend i do!" 15.Emily reading lindsay's away message that has been up for at least 10 min and she was still sitting at her desk: "'b_usy showe_ing. what's missing?' U R! ... MISSING FROM THE FUCKING SHOWER!" 16.Lindsay: "Open wide! Gonorrhea!" 17.Lindsay: "There's something stuck in my throat." Emily: "Should I stick a rod down your throat?" Lindsay: "Yeah, and add a couple newts and toads and salamanders..." Emily: "What are you TALKING about??" Lindsay: " ... What did you say?" Emily: "I asked if I should stick a rod down your throat..." Lindsay: "I thought you asked if I had a frog in my throat..." 18.Lindsay: "THIS is why I don't sleep!!!" 19.Tim: "Honk and wave the other way!" 20.Emily to Jay during class: "Stop being so fucking smart!" 21.Erik: in music history: "Confucius say: man who asks questions in class find answers in ass written on shoe." [directed to gerry who is SOOOO annoying] 22.Nicole: to Fred: "Babe, can I have my camera?" Ryan (drunk): "If I call you babe, will you give me the bacardi?" [fred had been holding onto the bacardi and wouldn't let ryan have it for about half an hour] 23.Lindsay: "If I start quoting math equations in my head, you can hit me." Emily: "Um, kinda can't hear them if it's in your head..." 24.Lindsay: "My focus is avian raptors if you must know" Emily: "Alien raptors??" Lindsay: "AVIAN raptors! BIRDS! FLYING THINGS!" 25.Emily: "You wanna take it up with me? You can come up three floors to see me!" [stupid bathroom cleaning misunderstandings...] 26.Ryan sings: "The best part of waking up... is Emily on your cock!" [g'mornin'!] 27.Lindsay: "But birds don't live in the soil, they live in the sky. the trees..." 28.Lindsay: "I look hot in biking shorts, let me tell you..." 29.Emily: helps Lindsay study for her chem exam: "1) pentagon - think of Bush [lindsay has seizure during exam] 2) polar, non-polar, ionic... - bi-polar! [lindsay: "no!"] sophmore year main home |