Margie:
       I am Margie, seeker of a way to get Bart's attention! Dost thou think a 2x4 or a crowbar would be more appropriate?

Miang:
       I am Miang, seeker of some action, damnit! Dost thou desire some fun? BLOSSOM O ORAL CONTRACEPTIVE!

Ramsus:
       I am Ramsus, seeker of some self esteem. Dost thou have "Chicken soup for the Oppressor's Soul" in paperback?

Rico:
       I am Rico, seeker of 'why-the-fuck-are-you-asking-me-to-do-impersonations?'. Dost thou desire to get your ass kicked?

Seraphita:
       I am Seraphita, seeker of intellectual conversation! Dost thou think they're buying it? BLOSSOM, O..... um..... TOLSTOY! Yeah, that's it.

Aerial City Shevat:
       We are Aerial City Shevat, seekers of a good landing spot. Dost thou think that polar ice cap looks good?

The Zeboim Civilization ( in it's entirety ):
        We are the Zeboim Civilization, seekers of a bit more screen time. Dost thou desire to hear more about us? Just call this 1-800 number. BLOSSOM, O PHONE ANSWERING LACKEYS!

And Finally the man himself............

Grahf:
        I am Grahf, seeker of a straight answer! Dost I really talk like that? BLOSSOM, O HOOKED ON PHONICS!
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