| Character Themed Grahfisms |
| Bart: I am Bart, seeker of bigger and better weaponry! Dost thou have a few nukes I could borrow? Billy: I am Billy, seeker of a religion that's NOT a sham! Dost thou have directions to a local church, or perhaps a synagogue? Citan: [now that this whole guardian angel thing is over] I am Citan, seeker of an opinion regarding my new job. Please wait for a moment, I have a customer. "Sir, dost thou have a reservation? BLOSSOM, O TABLE FOR FOUR!" Deus: I am Deus, seeker of myself. Dost thou desire to be as gods? No? Why couldn't you have mentioned this 10,000 years sooner, and saved us a lot of trouble? Elly: I am Elly, seeker of some more drive. Dost thou know where I can score a hit? BLOSSOM O REHABILITATION CENTER! Emeralda: I am Emeralda, seeker of repairs to the Crescens. Dost thou have a Philips-head Screwdriver? Hold on. I'll just change my hand... BLOSSOM O SHAPESHIFTNG NANITES! Fei: I am Fei, seeker of jumper cables. Dost thou believe I left Weltall's headlights on again? Fei (number two): I am Fei, seeker of my father, wait dost thou mean my dad? The Gazel Ministry: We are the Gazel Ministry, seekers of the Contact. We shall bring him forth, and he shall open the key, which shall raise Merkava, the ark of the gods! Tell us the truth, dost thou understand a word we're saying? Ahh. ID: I am Id, seeker of death, gore and pain! Dost thou desire to sell me your copy of Mortal Kombat? Jessie: I am Jessiah, seeker of a new target. Dost thou feel lucky, punk? Kain: I am Kain, seeker of a commander who won't betray me and usurp my empire! Dost thou have a resume? Krelian: I am Krelian, seeker of GOD! Dost thou have a Bible or something. I mean, Billy was really not helpful in this regard. Maison: I am Maison, seeker of a way to calm the young master down! Dost thou have horse tranquilisers on you? Maria: I am Maria, seeker of some respect, damnit! Dost thou desire to feel the wrath of my new Assault Rifle? BLOSSOM, O AUTOMATIC WEAPONRY! |
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