Confessions of a Cheater: How to get away with the last acceptable sin.
By A. Mann
I am a dirty lying cheater. And I love it! I love getting away with it; the rush of adrenaline is just so exhilarating, it�s even better than the dirty cheating sex i'm having (well maybe not, but comes in at an easy second). So if you want to be a cheater like me, follow my cheatin tips on how to get away with your �cumings� and goings.
1 � Online dating. On line dating is the best way to get fast and easy P$ssy. Girls online are just dying for a little �cyber� love come reality and hey, you can feed them all the bullshit you want and never call them again! This is possibly the best way for your �better half� never to find out.
2 � Encourage �Ladies Night� for your loved one. Tell her she needs a night out with the girls, and you know what that means�A night out with the girls for you too! Go to a bar that you would never normally go to on the other side of town (you don't want to run into �her friends� (nothing worse then the eternal train of gossip that ensues with the opening of one friends BIG trap). Go for the easy piece of ass (time is a constraint) and if possible, go to her place and if your lady calls � let it go to voice mail! NOTE: Never ever answer the phone (trouble starts when you start getting cocky, it�s easier to make excuses for not answering the phone then for her getting wind of your latest conquest.)
3 � The weekend getaway, when your lady leaves town your �weekend� getaway begins and you need to make use of that free time. You have much more leeway in this type of situation because there is no chance of getting caught �red handed�. You can take your time, case a classier joint and even bring her back to your place - possibly even find a �Ho� that ranks higher on the Richter scale. But fellas, make sure she leaves no remnants of herself in your apartment; be sure to wash the sheets, girls pick up on that scent like dogs.
4 � Voice Mail. Best way for your #2 to get in touch with you is via voice mail. But I am not talking about your �regular� voicemail. I am talking about taking it to a whole new level, my level. Get a second cell phone, but not to use or carry with you - only use it for voicemail � get the cheapest service and walla, the perfect way to communicate with your piece of ass. Does it get any better than this?
5 � Confidence. You can get away with anything if you're confident. What girl? What panties? What condoms? And always end with, �your crazy� and/or �paranoid�.
5 � Finally - Never cower. Always stick to your story - consistency is vital! You are most believable when you possess utter assurance and stability. Believe me, would I have women strategically displaced all over the tri-state if I didn�t?
Happy Skanking! |
