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| 25 things every Guy needs to know |
| 25 ~ Leave a tip (an appropriate tip- not an embarrassing one) You don't need a tip calculator to figure out how much to leave any service provider. If it's a waiter, then the standard is now about 20% (in our area) of your bill. And yes, you do leave a tip for hairdressers, coat check attendants, bartenders, and taxi drivers. 24 ~ Clean your apartment (especially the Lu) All it takes is the right tools. You need a broom, mop\sponge, vacuum, and most of all cleaning agents (disinfectant) for the bathroom., which can complete most of these steps. Vacuum the carpets; mop up your kitchen floor; and sweep the tiles or hard wood floors. To get it done during halftime of a basketball game, check out "How To Clean Your Apartment in 15 Minutes". 23 ~ Change a tire In case that sexy woman flags you down off the road to change a flat you should know how to change a tire (nevermind, being with you women & having AAA on speed dial - definitely not SEXY). In a nutshell, put the parking brake and hazard lights on; get out your lug nut wrench and car jack; remove the hubcap; loosen the lug nuts; jack up the car; remove the lug nuts followed by the flat tire; put the new tire onto the wheel studs; put the lug nuts back, and make sure they're screwed on tight. 22 ~ Set the mood � Oh La Laaaaa Get some candles (yankee candles a great) and incense going (if you have a fireplace, that works too), put on some light jazz, or smooth trance and remember to proceed slowly. 21 ~ Undo a bra - a flick of the wrist and whaaa la Put your hands under her shirt. Now remember that a bra is clipped with hooks, as opposed to buttons or snaps. Simply take the two parts at the back of the bra -- near the center -- and push them together to unhook. Once you're a pro, you'll be able to unhook it in record time (but take it slow after that boys). 20 ~ Tie a tie Learn how to Tie-A-Tie for those important business meetings or formal affairs. Just make sure you give yourself enough time to do it while getting ready, so as not to rush (teach your lady as well - so sexy). 19 ~ Get into a nightclub - especially if your name is JOSH If you want to look like you have as much pull as you claim and impress your date, then you need to know How To Get Into a Nightclub. It may sound easy, but if you're insecure or too pushy, then you'll stay at the back of the line all night -- while your lady friend has made her way in. 18 ~ Do the groceries You may think this is your 'ladies' duty - hell no! You'll need to prove how independent you are by doing the groceries like a big boy. Check what you need, make your list and attack those grocery aisles. Lay off the beans and balboa's 17 ~ Wedding etiquette Friends getting married and you are dateless? (meaning you don't have a women to tell you how much to spend and what type of gift to buy?). Well the going rate for a single man in NYC is about $100.00 (minimum), depending on relationship, etc. And "PS" gentes, if you don't go to the wedding, it is only proper to send a gift. 16 ~ Read a woman's medicine cabinet You may know how to Stock Your Medicine Cabinet, but don't freak if your girlfriend has things like Vaseline (used for dry lips), Tucks medicated pads (used for puffy eyes), Condoms (she just wants to be careful), or a metal device (believe it or not, an eyelash curler), in her medicine cabinet. 15 ~ Sew a button Get a needle and thread (preferably the same color as the button or fabric of your clothes). Just lace the thread in the eye of the needle and tie a knot, and then go in and out of the holes of the button (usually 2-4 times). Continue weaving until you feel the button is secure, tie a knot and then cut the string. 14 ~ Do the laundry Doing the laundry is something you have to resort to, unless you're prepared to pay hefty dry cleaning bills. Gather up your clothes, separate the whites from the darks, and do separate loads. Make sure to read labels and check that no special care is required. Follow your washing machine instructions and place your clothes in the dryer after washing. For more delicate pieces that may shrink, hang or lay flat to dry. 13 ~ Choose the right wine Impress her with your wine savvness and choose the right bottle for your dinner date. Generally, choose red for pasta and seafood, and white for fish. It also depends on whether you're having a light or heavy meal, and how much you want to spend. You'll get all the tips you need by reading "Selecting The Right Wine". 12 ~ Play poker fegolicious style (= win) Yes there are all sorts of rules and tricks to poker, but you need to learn the behavior involved in the game to take home the winnings. 11 ~ Throw a party (fegolicious style once again) Make your guest list, buy the necessary food and drinks for the guests, organize and clean up your apartment, and try to make it easy for everyone to break the ice and mingle. Music (make a phat mixilicious!), drinks and the right blend of guests are sometimes all you need. Most importantly, try to have fun and enjoy. Don't get drunk. 10 ~ Keep your bar well-stocked You need to make sure your bar is well-stocked at all times, even when not planning for a party. You never know who will drop by, so make sure you're prepared with the essential ingredients and accessories. Vodka is essential - Grey Goose or Kettle One to impress the lady folk. In case your bar is too well-stocked, you'll need the next tip 9 ~ Cure a hangover The only surefire way is to keep track of your drinks. But if you lose track, make sure you take and Advil before passing out and drink plenty of water the next day. Just remember to know your limits and pace yourself. 8 ~ Smoke a cigar Smoking a cigar is an art form, so learn the lingo, cut the head, light the cigar, remove the band, and smoke away. Just don't inhale. Try some "Backwoods" sweet cigars for those rustic evenings. 7 ~ Iron clothes Make sure to read the care instructions of your clothes before ironing. Lay the article flat on the ironing board, and iron each side with "back and forth" motions. I stink at ironing myself - mommy! 6 ~ Purchase flowers So, you think it's all about the roses? Well, think again, because you can't give red roses to just anyone. Find out the meaning of each flower by brushing up on your flower etiquette. Never give carnations - yuck - unless of course you girlfriend likes them - but then you should think about getting rid of the girlfriend - no imagination. 5 ~ Make restaurant reservations It may seem hard to make reservations at one of the hottest spots in town, but with perseverance and research, you can do it. Find out what the reservation policy of the restaurant is; try a slower night or earlier hour. Then, once you're in, you can try to become friendly with the manager or host, which can work to your advantage next time around. Also, use your power as a client. If the host is not being cooperative, try speaking to the manager. 4 ~ Manage stress Put things into perspective and take things one day at a time. Improve your time-management skills and get into the habit of taking breathers (a walk, counting to 10�). If you're the boss of a corporation and lose control when you're stressed, you'll look weak. Toughen up and take control of stress. There is nothing more UNattractive than a man that freaks out. 3 ~ Prepare breakfast in bed If you have an unexpected houseguest sleeping over, impress her with your ability to make breakfast in bed. Just put together scrambled eggs, toast, juice, and fruit, which should be enough to tempt her to spend the night more often. 2 ~ Send proper e-mail - uhhhh Paul. You need to learn the etiquette of sending proper e-mail, or else you'll be banned from everyone's inbox. How can you be taken seriously when you can't even send e-mail? 1 ~ Be a gentleman Although some may think chivalry is dead, you can try to keep it alive by always being the perfect gentleman. No making out on the 1st date - unless that is all you are after. |