The Great Fegorini will now answer your Questions...
The Male Mind - Fact or Fiction?
You decide
I have this burning sensation every time I take a pee. I don't know what it is, but it hurts very much. Sometimes if I can't go, there is white ooze near my "one eye". I have not been able to figure out where I could have caught this, but there was this one time when I was drunk with my friends and we humped a sheep in the pasture. My question to you is - "Do sheep have any sexually transmittable diseases?" Also, I tend to "play the hand flute" a lot. Could this have anything to do with it? I also have burning hemorrhoid that I can't seem to get rid of. Every time I take a dump, the "red eye" pops out and I have to lube up my finger with Vaseline and stick it back in. Your advice and a cure would be greatly appreciated.
Sincerely,
Ouch!
Let�s face it; we all recognize the fact that this was a rather colorful fictitious question, however, it does offer something beyond the broad scope of 'Vaseline Fantasia'. I think this is a clear, distinctive depiction of the male mind and what it is capable of accomplishing set a small and somewhat enticing goal (for a male that is). Why is it that a man can come up with such vivid, imaginative, facial squirming vocabulary to put to paper, but when it comes to; �Does my hair look good?� �Do these pants fit ok?� �Do you like my new handbag?� �How are these shoes with this outfit?� They can�t for the life of them come up with something more persuasive beyond. �It looks good� �You look fine� �It looks good� �You look fine� � I mean, come on fellas! Let�s get a little more resourceful with the bullshit. Finesse those feminine questions. I don�t mind the lying; just make it convincing, creative and if at all possible � accompanied by an inspirationally praising little limerick.
The real question should be � We have had a glimpse of what is achievable, now how do we harness this creative energy into something less ghastly and more productive?
Any insight girl�s? [email protected]
Signed: fegolicious �Rico Suave' fego
