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| Dear touchtone Turmoil Ahhhh a phone sex predicament - how I relish the idea of perverted love over the open-air lines. Who doesn�t enjoy a little *69 with a splash of 3 way? Everyone should be only a phone call away from a little �hot and heavy�- isn�t that what speed dial was invented for anyway? So you say you cannot perform the sacred act of �boom boom� unless your lady dials you direct? You either have a very small penis or you just have a very small penis. You see, my vast knowledge in the subject of telecommunicational love making alerts me to the fact that you are using the �head� of the handset to compensate for your lack of one. Indeed, the mere fact that you are courting a phone-toting whore doesn�t help your inadequacies any. However, if you have feelings that go beyond AT&T you must forsake the phone and fess up to your �short-comings� (no pun intended � maybe just a little). On the contrary, if this is just a casual �dial in the dirt� - switch from handset to headset and call collect. Best of luck �raising� the telephone pole! Fegolicious �Always Dials Direct� Fego |
| BEST OF FEGOLICIOUS 2004: Erecting? or Disconnecting? You Decide |
| Dear Fegolicious, Here is my situation: I have been dating a girl for over six months and it has been going fabulous. We have stimulating conversation, partake in similar interests, and have sex like jackrabbits. She just moved in a few weeks ago. Here is the problem: she is an exotic phone operator. In other words, she talks dirty on the phone to strangers for money. The funny thing is I happen to love her profession. I actually met her when I called in one day. Before she moved in, I had her talk dirty to me over the phone every time we made love, but now that she moved in I can�t get my "telephone pole erect" without calling her first from the other room. My phone bill is over $2,000 a month. But it gets worse. Lately, we have resorted to talking to each other over the phone during sex. Is there any way to correct the problem? On hold, Tele-lover |
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