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| Danny- hahah! remember that time I gave that really skanky Emma chick a valentines day card and signed it from you! She followed you around for like a year! *laughs his ass off* Cory- No! That was you!? You told me it was Lucas! Danny - (stops laughing straight away) oh yeah.. that's right... it was Lucas.... right. Kobi- (drunk and sitting on the floor outside the bathroom talking) ... I can't believe you're ignoring me.. You find this funny don't you? You know its really bad to hold it! Damon- Who you talkin to Kobes? Kobi- Cory! I can hear him! laughing in there while I need to piss! Ive been here for half an hour... he's trying to make me go leak in the garden again! I don't wanna fall down! Damon- Um.. Kobi.. Cory passed out on the couch in the lounge like an hour ago.. Kobi- Oh he's good! This is all part of his plan (realises there's no one in the bathroom, jumps up and shuts the door, And yells from inside) OH THE RELIEF!!!! Cory- note to self, do not drink or eat any more expired products... Cory- (looking in the fridge) Luke why isn't the cheese on the cheese shelf? Lucas- The cheese is never on the cheese shelf.. its always in the vegetable drawer. Cory- then why do we have a cheese shelf at all? Lucas- for dairy products! Cory- But then why is the mayonaise on the cheese shelf? Lucas- it has cream in it Cory- so what you're saying is that anything with dairy IN it goes on the cheese shelf? Lucas- No. Just the mayonaise... I eat it with my cheese. Cory- but the cheese is in the vegeteble drawer... with the tomato sauce Lucas- Tomatoes are a vegetables (getting exasperated) look everything has a home of logic! later... Cory (still looking in the fridge) .. then why are the eggs in the meat section? Lucas- BECAUSE THEY COME FROM CHICKENS! Cory- THEN THE CHEESE SHOULD GO THERE TOO!!! Cory- (in an email) .. I miss you.. I love you.. and I feel like pie. Me- Kobi check out that chick.. what do you think of her? Reckon she's hot? Kobi- (looks at the girl and makes a funny face) Nah... it's definately Maybelline... Kobi- (when everyone's sitting round the loungeroom having a quiet drink) *starts screaming* Lex- what the hells wrong with you man!? Kobi- *pauses and looks around at everone else, who are really quiet* I am the EXORCIST!!! *starts screaming again. Damon- *drunk, coming out of the toilets just after midnight on new years eve, when he thought it was eleven* GUYSSSSSSSSSS! I can't believe you had midnight without me!! I mean you could've WAITED or something! Cory- Damon, buddy, we can't really freeze time Damon - *lookin at Corys watch* fuck!... that must've been the longest piss ever!! Cory *driving to science fiction* so amanda, who are you kissing at midnight? Me, or Damon? Me- why do I have to kiss either of you? Cory- don't forget who got you free tickets missy ! Me- so!? Cory- SO I'll turn this car around, and there'll be no Disneyland for anyone! Me- Ohhh you and Adam are never EVER talking again.... Jacqui- *hanging up the phone* that was mum.. she'll be home in five minutes and she's got dinner with her Me- *panicking* What? Your mum?! I've never met your mum! I can't meet your mum! Cory- calm down honey Me- No! she'll hate me! She hates everyone you guys go out with! I won't have anything in common with her! What am I even gonna SAY to her Lucas- Just stay away from "Hi I'm the girl your son's been doing" and I'm sure you'll be just fine. Random raver guy at my bus stop- (talking to his friend) Oi oi oi! check it out hey.. manson chick! manson chick! Me- turning around really pissed off- so i'm some kind of novelty for you am i? Raver guy- (all cute and smiley) aw yea... something like that... later, me telling cory.. Cory- he gave you his CARD? What bus was he catching!? one back to 1985 where people ACTUALLY did that?! What was he like * in an alvin from the chipmunks voice* "Oooh look at me I have a card... I'm soooo special..." I could give you a card too you know.. I just gotta... get a card Me-Cory... I'm not going to call him Cory- oh... i don't actually have to get you a card then do i....? Me- (dissapointed) I was actually kinda looking forward to getting another card... Danny- *drunk, talkin to Kobi* I look more like brian molko than you man.. you may have the figure for skirts, but I, I my friend have the hair... ! Danny *throwing an empty lighter off the balcony, where it hits some bopper in the back* And he's hit it for a six!!!! Bopper girl- *yelling* that really hurt! Danny- hey it's all part of the game love.. tell it to the umpire... oh wait.. I AM the umpire! ... the umpire says, he don't care! Danny- *stumbles half asleep, and really drunk out of his bedroom with a pillow and a blanket under his arm* Me- *from the couch* What's wrong with your bed? Danny- *Muttering* Damon.. the bastard won't stop snoring... it's okay... *starts climbing onto the kitchen counter (!?!?)* ... I'll just go to sleep on this here bean bag.... CORY- (jumping around) CHEESE! CHEESE! There's fucking cheese EVERYWHERE! I've got cheese and sand in places I never knew existed! DAMON- (trying not to laugh) at least you'll... never go hungry. Yep, you'll always have the cheese. Danny- *laughing, watching Cory jump around from out on the balcony* look at him go! *Cory takes his shirt off to dust the cheese off, and I look up and smile* Danny- *looking back and forth from me to Cory* Aw mannn you guys are gonna fuck on my bed aren't you. Me- *laughing* No! Danny- Ah, you say that now.. but wait til he takes off his pants... KOBI-( opening the door to my hallway and walkin in on me and Cory kissing) excuse me... i seem to have opened the door to the past... CORY- hey no fair you stole that from friends! KOBI- yeah right! like you two are thinking about tv right now...! Damon- (coming into the study aftera big crash in the living room) hey mands sweetie...? how attatched was your mum to that vase on the coffee table....? Me- how did it happen? Damon- (deep breath) well, you see, we had this bet... Baden (atkingsway after a drama production) you know you really shouldn't be smoking at school.. Cory- oh shit.. what is that like, in the bible or something? Jake- yeh it's like the eleventh commandment- 'thou shall not smoke at kingsway' Brent- can you try your hardest NOT to send my three year old son home covered in safety pins chains and permanent marker? Cory- Well hey if YOU'RE not gonna raise him right... Damon- (on leavers 2000) right.. which one of you mother fuckers ate the last of my cheese?! Lex- I threw it out it had mould growing on it! Damon- mould adds character! Random teeny chick outside Dominion in the early dayz of the group- *gushing like crazy* I just wanna say I LOVE your pants, and your shirt is really really cool! Jake- (really quietly) Fuck off we don't take recruits. Come near us again and I'll kill you. Damon- ... and then I'll... eat you... Me- (Really drunk, making a scene outside Dom, screaming like Nancy in the murder scene of The Craft) You fucking skank..! you don't deserve him! you don't deserve to breathe the same AIR as him! You don't deserve to breathe at all! Your'e a stupid fucking whore I fucking hate you stupid fucking slut... oh shit... you're not... (going quiet) wrong person...again. Cory- (stumbles over and kisses me)- Hey.... I'm Cory........... I'm a twin..... so..... haven't I met you before......? Me- I don't think so..... Danny- (looking up) Isn't it customary to hit on the girl and THEN to kiss her......... ? Cory- (shrugs) you say po-tay-to........ i say po-ta-to Me- Do I get a say in this Danny & Cory- No. Damon- Oh god don't tell me the slipknot chicks are following us AGAIN? (sniffs) Are we emitting some kind of slipknot odour? (turns to Anthony) did you shower this morning......? Cory- Mayonaise and penut butter? On toast! Lucas-(grins) ..... for breakfast Cory- You're so disgusting! Lucas - You might wanna take that back and save it for when I add the melted cheese.... Laura- (drunk, standing on the shed and looking over the fence) how much more drunk do you think we can get if we filled the neighbours pool with vodka and drank it through a hollowed out tree trunk? |
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