| that 70's show..... |
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| ERIC- "So, you're just sittin there watchin this kid go around the circle...duck, duck, duck...He'd get closer...duck...you'd be shaking with anticipation...duck, maybe he'll pick me...duck, maybe I'll get to run and laugh with the joy of being a goose and they'd come to you and place his hand on you head and say "duck". And you're tellin me you didn't care?!?" ERIC- Hyde! You can't make special brownies in my mother's kitchen! HYDE- Oh, no..If only you'd warn me sooner.. KITTY- (later) I happen to know what the special ingredient is! *everyone gasps* KITTY- ...LOVE! HYDE- Oh yeah... There's a whole big bag of love in there!" ERIC- I know that when I go to the hospital, I like to not die FEZ- That's it...you must let me in. Bouncer- Why? FEZ- Because I feel the hard-rate of disco burning in my loins. FEZ- I am so excited about Star Whores! KELSO- (in hospital with a sprained wrist) It doesn't hurt too bad... I guess the best part is I've now fallen off the water tower in every grade. HYDE- and that record will stand until your son goes to school LAURIE- Eric you dont understand... this time I actually meant well! ERIC- Thats what you said at the county fair after you locked me in the port-a-potty with a goat LAURIE- He was friendly ERIC- HE WAS HORNY!!! KELSO- (trying to impress Jackie) Well at least take a jellybean... okay.. ? I bought them just for you. JACKIE- (taking a jelly bean) well that was really sweet... FEZ- (running into the room) There you are! Give me back my jellybeans you son of a bitch! HYDE- Actually I changed my mind.. I'm going to get Jackie back KELSO- WHAT?! No wait! What about our third grade pact!? HYDE- We also made a pact to invent a formula for invisibilty, but that fell through too KELSO- (yelling) BECAUSE YOU GAVE UP! HYDE- well you're going to lose! KELSO- well if by lose.. you mean win.. then you're right! I AM going to lose! |
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