FARTHAND THROUGHOUT THE AGES

Take a trip back in time with us now, as we explore Famous Moments in FartHand History...

This game has been played by the cavemen in prehistoric times even before they realized exactly what was escaping from between their cheeks.

Sir Isaac Newton MAY have written all of Shakespeare's plays, but he always ate all of William's farts.

Boot hill claimed many slow gunfighters, and "poot hill" claimed an equal number of slow fart handers!

Little known fact: President's Day ACTUALLY commemorates Abraham Lincoln losing 5 out of 7 to George Washington in a "death match" Fart Hand Tournament!