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"Well Clive, it's all about the two M's. Movement and Positioning" Ron Atkinson

"2-0 is a Cricket score in Italy" David Pleat

"Hartson's got more previous that Jack the Ripper" Harry Redknapp

"By the look of him he must have headed a lot of balls" Harry Redknapp about the lovely Iain Dowie

"I felt a Lump in my mouth as the ball went in" Tel Venables

"If you can't stand the heat in the dressing-room, get out of the kitchen" Tel Venables

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered" George Best

"Denis Wise, Vinnie Jones & John Fashanu must be turning in their graves" Calton Palmer

"The first 90 minutes are the most important" Sir Bobby Robson

"I've seen them on television on a Sunday morning most days of the week" Jack Charlton

"Very few of us have any idea whatsoever of what life is like living in a fishbowl, except, of course, for those who are goldfish" Graham Taylor

"I couldn't settle in Italy, it was like living in a foreign country" Ian Rush

Interviewer: "Would it be fair to describe you as a volatile player"
David Beckham: "Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left side"

"I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet" David Beckham

"I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable" Paul Gascoigne doing his maths again

"It took a lot of bottle for Tony (Adams) to own up" Ian Wright
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