Two men were on an Alaskan bear hunt. On opening morning, a light snow fell, and one stayed in the cabin while the other went out hunting. He soon found a huge grizzly, shot at it, but only wounded it.
The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran fast but the bear was faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat on his face. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.
The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another!"

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