A Jew, a Hindu, and a lawyer
were traveling from Chicago to Los Angeles when their car broke down
late one night in Kansas. They walked to the nearest farm house and
explained their situation to the farmer who answered the door.
"Ya'll be welcome to spend the night here if you want", the
farmer said. "The only problem is I only have room for two. One of
you will have to sleep in the barn." "I will," exclaimed
the Jew, and with that the men went to retire. A short time later came a
knock at the door. It was the Jew.
"I'm sorry", the Jew said, "but I can't sleep in the
barn. There's a pig in there, and my religion forbids me to sleep in the
same room as a pig." "Then I will go sleep in the barn"
exclaimed the Hindu, and once more the men went to retire. Soon there
came another knock at the door. It was the Hindu.
"I am very sorry", the Hindu said, "but I cannot sleep in
the barn either. There is a cow in there, and my religion forbids me to
sleep in the same room as a cow."
"Oh, for gosh sakes!", the lawyer cried. I'll go sleep in the
damn barn!" and once again the men went to retire. A few minutes
later there came yet another knock at the door. It was the cow and the
pig...
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