Farlander's Personal Page

Farlander who?

[ Farlander FAQ ]
Who in space is Farlander? Why does Farlander have a home on the Internet? Is Farlander really secretly manufacturing biological weapons and cloning mutant hamsters in the basement?

[ What machines say about Farlander ]
An enlightening account of how machines on the Internet rate Farlander, based on a whole load of quizzes Farlander took for the sole purpose of entertainment.

[ Farlander's Resume ]
Do you really, really want to know Farlander's miserable qualifications? If so, click here. Die, you miserable worms!!!

Passions and Obsessions

[ Farlander's Book Catalogue ]
After putting this project on hold for years, Farlander has finally summoned the courage to do the impossible -- catalogue Farlander's book collection! The catalogue is not yet complete, mind -- and it may never be. You'll see why presently.

[ Farlander's Book Catalogue II ]
All the books Farlander has read (well, all that Farlander remembers, anyway) but doesn't own.

[ Love at First Sound ]
Farlander falls madly, deeply in love.... with a trombone.

Farlander Recommends!

Books
[ Star Wars Books ]
[ Science Fiction & Fantasy Books ]
[ General Fiction Books ]
[ Science Non-Fiction Books ]