Disclaimer:
Red-chan
and Mouse-chan do not own Fushigi Yuugi. Mouse-chan does not own earmuffs.
Red-chan might, it’s uncertain.
Notes: According to Kaze-chan,
it would be "interesting" to see what the response would be if we posted
this psycho dialogue thingie. So if you find it’s really strange, blame her!
**points finger accusingly at Kaze-chan** ^_^
And now, without further ado…
EARMUFFS
A Pointless Trip Into The Minds
Of Red-chan (Akai Kuu) and Mouse-chan
The
Characters:
Nuriko ^_^.
(controlled by Mouse-chan)
Hotohori =.=
(controlled by Mouse-chan)
Chichiri n.n
(controlled by Red-chan)
Tasuki V.V
(controlled by Red-chan, except for his very first line)
Tamahome $.$
(controlled by Red-chan)
This is the
story of Red-chan and Mouse-chan and their bizarre, psychopathic adventures in
the land of MSN Instant Messenger. Mouse-chan’s excuse for this incriminating
dialogue is that she was EXTREMELY burned out from working on her French
take-home final exam. Red-chan’s excuse is…uhhh…well, she doesn’t really have
one. ^_^ Basically, when you get down to it, we both have multiple
personalities and should probably seek professional help.
It all
started when Red-chan said something to the effect of, "What if Nuriko had
kids??" To which Nuriko replied:
n^_^n (covering
his ears)
Mouse-chan:
Stick
‘em up!!
n^_^n
Mouse-chan:
Or
earmuffs!
O^_^O
[This was
the beginning of the end.]
Red-chan: Heehee!
O^_^O
"I’m really feeling the spirit of the season, here!"
Red-chan: ^_^
O^_^O "Even
though these stupid earmuffs cover up my endearing little mole."
O^_^O
"Ho, ho, ho!"
OV.VO
"Who you calling a ho??"
Red-chan: **dies from VERY pad
pun**
O^_^O
"Tasuki-chan…Red-chan controls you, remember?"
O=.=O
"What is the purpose of these poofy ball things?"
O^_^O
"They make you look cute, Hotohori-sama!"
O=.=O
"I’m already cute."
O^_^O
"Eheheh…right."
O=.=O "Do
you doubt me?"
O^_^O "Of
course not! It’s just that…I’m cuter than you are."
O=.=O
"….!!!!"
OV.VO
"This is f****ng weird!!"
on.no
"Festive, festive no da!"
O^_^O
"I’m sorry, but it’s true!"
O=.=O
"You are not."
O^_^O
"Sure I am! Mouse-chan thinks so, anyway."
O=.=O
"But she’s a spazz."
O^_^O
"But she’s a spazz with good taste!"
O=.=O
"Damn."
on.no "I
think I’m fairly cute, no da!"
OV.VO "Ya
ken frellin’ SD, ‘tain fair!!"
O$.$O
"Minna, minna…Daijobu, daijobu!!"
O^_^O
"Tama-channnn!!!!!" **glomp**
O$.$O
"Eheh. ^^; Na, do you like the earmuffs Miaka-chan got for me?"
OV.VO
"Miaka, Miaka, always #%@#$ Miaka…!!"
on.no
"Daaah!!"
O^_^O
"Ne, Chichiri, why’re your earmuffs so small?"
on.no "I
got them so that when I’m chibi, they won’t be bigger than my head na no
da!"
OV.VO
"Uhh…"
O^_^O
"Ah! That makes…sense…I guess."
O$.$O "In
a very odd way."
O^_^O
"Hai!"
[pause]
O^_^O
"……….Hotohori-sama? Where’d you go?"
OV.VO "I
wanna git frellin drunk."
O=.=O
"……."
O^_^O
"What’s the matter?"
O=.=O
"I’m not speaking with you."
O^_^O
"Ahhhh, that’s cold of you!"
……
O^_^O
"Why not?"
O=.=O
"…………."
O^_^O
"Oh, stop pouting."
on.no
"Ano…Tasuki-kun….ano…."
O=.=O
"I’m not speaking to you until you admit that I’m more handsome than you
are."
O^_^O
"Well, of COURSE you are, Hotohori-sama!!"
O=.=O
"N-nani?"
O^_^O "Of
course! I’m just CUTER!!"
O=.=O
"Ah, wakatta! Well…I suppose I can live with that."
OV.VO
"Oh, gimme a #@$%@#$ break…"
O^_^O
"Good! Otherwise I would’ve asked Tasuki to flame you."
OV.VO "At
least it woulda been INTERESTIN…"
On.nO
"Ano…da…"
O$.$O
"Your earmuffs grew!!! I think I could SE…."
OV.VO
"REKKA SHIEEEEN!!!"
…..
O^_^O
"Heh…he’s so cute."
on.no
"They both scare me, no da. Eep."
O^_^O
"Better scary than gay, no da!"
[pause]
O^_^O
"……."
[more pause]
on.no
"…."
O^_^O
"Ummm…wait a sec…"
Red-chan: Oh, brother…
[And that
is where our story draws to a close. Good night, everyone, and pleasant dreams.]
Love,
Red-chan
and Mouse-chan ^_^