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| Genealogy - a search for the greatest treasures - our ancestors. Genealogy - it's only an obsession after all! Genealogy goes on... and on... and on... Genealogy in the buff, no.... I mean I'm a genealogy Buff! Genealogy is contagious - seldom fatal! Genealogy is great when you score! Genealogy is in my genes! Genealogy is like Hide & Seek: They Hide &.... I Seek! Genealogy is my hobby. I collect ancestors & descendants. Genealogy is not a hobby, it's a disease! Genealogy is the only hobby where dead people can really excite you. Genealogy is T-R-E-E-rific! Genealogy...it's not a hobby, it's an obsession. Genealogy: A hay stack full of needles. It's the threads I need. Genealogy: A search for the greatest treasures, our ancestore. Genealogy: Better than the best adventure game and as frustrating. Genealogy: Chasing your own tale! Genealogy: Collecting dead relatives and sometimes a live cousin! Genealogy: It's all relative in the end anyway. Genealogy: It's only an obsession after all! Genealogy: Looking for needles in haystacks. Genealogy: People collecting people! Genealogy: Search long enough and EVERYONE connects somehow. Genealogy: The marriage of a jigsaw puzzle to a dungeon & dragons game. Genealogy: Tracing descent from someone who didn't. Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people. Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living. Ghosts are merely unsubstantiated roomers. Give me your tired, your poor ... they're genealogists! God gave us relatives, luckily we can choose our friends! God! What a mess this family's in. Having children is hereditary. If your parents didn't have you you probably won't either! He ain't heavy--He's my brother's aunt's sister's husband. He who dies with the most ancestors wins! Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools! Hi Ho! Hi Ho! Now where did my ancestors go? Hooked on Genealogy works for me! How can just one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE ?? Hunting season is all year long in genealogy. I am NOT illiterate! My parents WERE SO MARRIED!! I checked out my family tree. Just as I thought... poison ivy! I collect dead relatives and sometimes a live cousin! I finally got it all together. Now where did I put it? I found a cuckoo's nest in my family tree. I looked at my family tree...there were two dogs using it. I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap. I never steal taglines - I'm a genealogist - I just adopt them. I only work on Genealogy on days that end in "Y". I researched my family tree... apparently I don't exist! I shook my family tree, a bunch of nuts fell out. I should have asked them BEFORE they died! I think my ancestors had several "bad heir" days. I think my family tree is a few branches short of full bloom. I think that I shall never see a completed Genealogy! I trace my family history so I will know who to blame. I used to have a life, then I started doing genealogy. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... not screaming and yelling like the passangers in his car... I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand. I wonder if a "Missing Persons Bulletin" would locate my g-g-grandpa? |
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