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| I'd love to, but I'm converting from Julian to Gregorian! I'd rather look for dead people than have 'em look for me. If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help. If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton - George Bernard Shaw If your family tree doesn't fork, you might be a redneck. I'm always late. My ancestors must have arrived on the Juneflower. I'm no genealogist. ... Until this year I spelled it "GeneOlogist!" I'm not crazy, but I may have lost my census! I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes. I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged. I'm searching for myself; have you seen me? I'm stuck in my family tree, and I can't get down. In MY family.... CRAZY is a relative term! Is your family tree evergreen or deciduous? Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to a dozen more! It is hereditary in my family not to have children. It's 1999. Do you know where your great-grandparents were? It's a poor family that hath neither a whore or a thief. It's hard to be humble with ancestors like mine! It's hard to believe that someday I'll be an ancestor. I've fallen into my family tree and I can't get out! I've got YOUR family tree all staked out!! Jeanealogy: the study of LEVIS and WRANGLERS. Just when you think you've found them all, up pops another! Kinship: it`s all relative! Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control! Life is lived forwards, but understood backwards. Life is too short and you're dead too long. Life takes it's toll. Have exact change ready! Life, liberty and the right to know who your ancestors are. Live so the preacher won't have to lie at your funeral! Looking for needles in haystacks. Many a family tree needs trimming. Marriage is..... breeding in captivity!! May all your family trees branch toward the stars! May the Saint of Genealogists Bless You! May you ask the right question of the right person at the right time. Misers are hard to live with but they make great ancestors. Most of my family roots are underground. My ancestors are Copyrighted. You have my permission to use the data. My ancestors are hiding in a witness protection program. My ancestors did WHAT?!? My family came on the Mayflower...or was it Allied? My family coat of arms ties at the back.....is that normal? My family tree died in the last drought. My family tree is a few branches short! Help appreciated. My family tree is full of NOT holes... it's NOT him, it's NOT her!!! My family tree is in the forest, somewhere! My family tree is lost in the forest. My family tree keeps leaning to the east!! My family tree must have been used for firewood. My genes are so tight, they may stay with me forever. My hobby is genealogy,, and I raise dust bunnies as pets. My life has become one large Gedcom!! My problems are all relative. My roots only go down so far, but my branches spread forever! |
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