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| Humor That A Genealogist Can Appreciate |
| The following are some one line jokes that a lot of us who seem to have our backs to the brick wall in our research have found that we can relate to |
| A family reunion is an effective form of birth control. A great many family trees were started by grafting. A miser is hard to live with, but makes a great ancestor. A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away. Add to your Genealogy the fun, easy way, Have Grand Children! After 30 days any unclaimed ancestors will be adopted. Alright! Everybody out of the genetic pool! Always willing to share my ignorance... Am I the only person up my tree? Seems like it. Ancestors were just people... Any family tree produces some lemons, nuts and bad apples. At last a chance to make my skeletons dance! Baby = A new acorn on the family tree. Beware of the Genealogy Bug; It's bite can be addictive! Biochemists wear designer genes. C A U T I O N ! ... You have now entered the Genealogy Zone. Can a first cousin, once removed, return? Cemetery: (n) A marble orchard not to be taken for granite. Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree. Cousins marrying cousins: VERY tangled roots! Crazy.... is a relative term in MY family. Cussin: what genealogists do when they can't find one. Damn! My family tree was just wood-chipped. Death is just nature's way of dropping carrier. Do I even WANT ancestors? Some I found I wish I could lose. Do I hear the rattle of chains? Do I need a Genealogical Search Warrant to see the records? Documentation....The is the hardest part of genealogy. Don't judge me by my relatives, I didn't choose them! Don't sit under the family tree with anyone else but me! Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree? Ever stop to think... and forget to start again? Every family tree has some sap in it. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. Evolution is God's way of issuing updates. Family history: a quilt work of lives. FLOOR: (n) The place for storing your priceless genealogy records. Friends come and go, but relatives tend to accumulate. Gene Police! You! **Out of the pool!** Gene-Allergy - It's a contagious disease, but I love it! Genealogist caught trying to chop down family tree! -- Film at 11! Genealogists are like monkeys, always in the trees. Genealogists are time unravelers. Genealogists diet: "Fiche and Ships topped with tantalizing Sources"! Genealogists do it for the memories! Genealogists do it generation after generation. Genealogists do it in the library. Genealogists do it off the record. Genealogists do it with a computer. Genealogist's Hunting Season never ends! Genealogists live in the past lane. Genealogists never die, they just get filed away. Genealogists never die, they just haunt archives. Genealogists never die, they just loose their roots. Genealogists never lose their jobs, they just go to another branch! Genealogists should also consider the handsome neighbor... Genealogists: People helping people.....that's what it's all about! Genealogists: Time unravelers. |
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