Quotey Goodness

"Europe gave us the Yugo, the Macarena, and the Spice Girls. This October...it's payback time."
--Fox commercial for Joe Millionaiire 2: An International Affair 10.14.03

Scientist: "I'm sorry, we don't play God here."
Homer: "All you DO is play God! And I think your octoparrot would agree."
Octoparrot: *Squak* "Polly shouldn't be!"

"Broadswords were like sharp clubs."
--Mr. John Kissko (My U.S. Historyy and Western Civilization teacher in 10th and 11th grade) 01.13.03

"There are no "right" answers"

"Is your life going somewhere?"
"Straight to Hell."

"How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
["I don't know--how many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"]
"Let's ride bikes!"
--Mr. Kissko 09.15.03

"How many surrealist painters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
["I don't know--how many surrealist painters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"]
"Fish."
--Mr. Kissko 09.15.03

"I have no reason to give you high grades, because that shows you don't need me anymore."
--Mr. Kissko 10.29.03

"Like everything else in life, pumping is just a primitive, degenerative form of bending."
--Bender (of Futurama) 11.13.03

"It's something like, you drink bleach and you eat lye--you don't get a hangover because you die."
--Kyle Hall 11.17.03 (In referencee to a plan he'd heard for not getting a handover when you drink)

"I want to be the U.S. so I can be like 'Yeah, I don't have to listen to you at all"
--Alex Regenbogen 12.03.03 (When ddeciding countries for the Model United Nations)
"Yeah! Or Great Britain so we can say 'Yeah, we're with them."
--Alex Regenbogen 12.03.03

"Franklin used to be on it. Then Kennedy got shot. Getting shot was a very good thing for Kennedy!"
--Mr. Kissko 01.05.04 (Referring tto the president on the 50-cent piece)