By the Fallen Angels
Dear Jack
My daughter is a slut. I know that may sound harsh but it is absolutely
true. I guess I just wanted to ignore it before but I can't any more.
She is so blatant about her conquests that it's like a game for her.
Let's see, well there's the obvious....Drew, Hunter, Jericho, Angle.
Then there's Edge and Christian, at the same time. Jeff, though I heard
Matt turned her down cold...good for him.
Albert, STH and GMS....Too Cool got to touch.
She was in a funk cause she couldn't get Billy or Jesse, they are so
into each other they wouldn't notice her if she walked past naked.
Which she did to get Raven and Blackman.
Lets just say there is a reason Al likes head so much. And there are so
many others I have lost count and don't even want to think about some of
them. And now that she had been through the entire male roster, some
twice or even three times, she's starting on the female talent.
I have no problem with bisexuality...I'm one to talk, but all she wants
is to add them to her list of 'had'. Hell, she has already had Lita,
Jacky and Chyna...now she is after Trish. I don't know what to do or
how to stop it.
Any advice would be great
The Genetic Jackhammer
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Genetic Jackhammer
First, how could you not tell she was a, how does it go, bottom-feeding
trash bag hoe. I mean she marries someone other than her fiancee on her
wedding day....a little bit of a hint there.
But I may have a solution, or at least a way to piss her off. Start
going after Trish yourself.
The idea is....See Steph get pissed...Hear Steph yell....Watch Steph
blow up. Hey it might not get her to cool her hormonal jets but it
would be fun to watch.
She has already done the, BANG BANG, with everyone, I figure it's your
turn. And like I said...see Steph explode...It always gives me a laugh.
If all else fails though, have her knee's stitched
together.....and...HAVE A NICE DAY!
Uncle Jack
Dear Jack,
Before I came to the WWF I was a 'huge' star in the adult entertainment
industry. I had a reputation for 'staying up' all night and partying and my
talents never went unnoticed. I only had to say hello to the ladies and they
would be screaming my name.
I brought this gift with me to the WWF but unfortunately I have had to join
the RTC.
I don't want to be a member of this narrow minded group and I have not
morally reformed. Impotence has forced me to join. Please help me I'm so
unhappy.
Val Venus
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Dear Val,
I'm sorry to hear you're on a 'downer', but you should know what goes up must
come down and in your case stay down. If you want to leave RTC re-invent
yourself with a new gimmick. My suggestion is viagra Val. If you have
problems coming up with a new gimmick and get desperate you could always
return to your old style and alter it slightly, maybe replace 'hello ladies'
with not tonight ladies. I hope your on the up and up soon. have a nice day
Jack