By the Fallen Angelz
Dear Jack,
I need your help. It seems that everyone I team with turns on me. First
it was the corporation. Then my bitch for a fiancee. Now its that hairy
gorilla and the big boobed bitch. What am I doing wrong. I am afraid to
pick another ally for fear that they will turn on me. What am I doing
wrong? Is it my breath? Is it my clothes? Is it my hair? Please help me.
The Loaded Gun
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Dear Loaded Gun,
I am very sorry to hear this. The fiancee and the big boobed bitch you
should have seen coming. I don't think its your breath and I like your
clothes and your hair. Your partner probably left you because you
complained about his hair to much. As for the women maybe it is your
incapability to keep them satisfied in the bedroom? I advise you to stay
single for awhile at which time you should purchase the miracle drug
known as Viagra. Hope this helps you.
HAVE A NICE DAY.
Jack
Dear Jack
I...I have a problem. I have an addiction. I can't control it. I
can't seem to move past it. It haunts me and possesses me. I don't
know how to get rid of it. It just....it controls me. I think of it
all the time and can't seem to stop.
Help me please.
When I hear the chants from the crowd. When our opponent lies broken
and battered, my need takes over. I can't think of anything else and I
know I won't be happy until I satiate that hunger.
My brother and I have tried to get away, get over it, but we can't. It
takes over and we can't control it.
Help me, I am addicted to WOOD!
Dudleyville, USA
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Dear Dudleyville, USA
I have heard of some very interesting addictions but never one to wood,
nope never heard of it. At least not to the type of 'wood' you are
referring to.
The only thing I can say is.....don't worry so much about it. It brings
in the crowds and ups the ratings. No harm has come from it. And if
that Olympic Twit or the Awesomeness Twins get WOOD then I say it is a
good thing.
A very healthy addiction and that's final
Oh....and HAVE A NICE DAY
Jack