By The Fallen Angelz
Dear Jack,
I am writing because I am in love with head and nobody can understand why.
Many of the other WWF stars think I'm odd and several have tried to have me
committed. Maybe they think it is dangerous but head has never hurt anyone. I
have thought about giving head up all together but every time head comes my
way I have to smile. So Jack how can I sort this out? I don't want to loose
my friends but I don't want to give head up either. I just wish my friends
could appreciate head as much as I do.
Al Snow
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Dear Al,
Everyone is different so head will be a matter of taste for some. I suggest
you keep both your friends and head by not mixing the two. Enjoy them both
individually and if your friends ever start expressing an interest in head you
can introduce them one at a time. Just for the record I have always liked
head.
Jack
Dear Jack,
I�m really embarrassed about this?? well every time I see Dean Malenko
hit on Lita, I get an overwhelming urge to smack him with my title belt (if
I had one) I get so mad and my little brother tries to calm me but that
just makes me angrier. When I saw Dean sneak into the shower to see Lita, I
beat him up bad. I totally busted his knee and I feel really bad about what
I did to him.
I have no feelings for Lita whatsoever, and I�m positive about that. The
only thing I can think of that explains my anger towards Lita and Dean
getting close is maybe, maybe I�m gay. I dunno so please help?
Matt Hardy
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Dear Matt,
The vibe I�m getting is of jealousy. You hate seeing Lita get close to
the guy you want for yourself. Hey nothing wrong with that, I always get
jealous of anyone with two ears and a full set of teeth, anyways I say if you
haven�t feelings for Lita then your definitely gay. But you can�t have
Dean so you want him more. I say forget about Dean. Who needs a 39
year old, speedo wearing midget anyway. Get yourself another guy, I know
tons more who look better than Dean, in fact I�ll send you a list of
available guys later.
I hope I helped and HAVE A NICE DAY!
Jack