By the Fallen Angelz
Dear Jack,
I have a really bad problem, that bad it makes me think of my pubescent
years. I have a pimple. No big deal I guess except it? It�s on
my butt. Not only does it cause me immense pain and discomfort, but I need
to be rid of it quick for hygiene reasons. This pimple could cost me my
JOB. My rather huge but beautiful ass is my greatest asset and I don�t
think The Rock will let me rub a spotty ass in his face. I think he quite
enjoys it when my ass is clean, smooth and zit free. I�ve tried everything
and I even tried to squeeze it but it just won�t go. Please help?
Rikishi Phatu
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Dear Rikishi,
Haha, how unfortunate! You have a huge pimple on your butt. Firstly
Don�t and I mean DON�T squeeze it, you don�t want to scar your most prized
possession. Secondly I say slap on some Clearasil and watch the little zit
vanish. I also say use a band-aid. It�ll cover the unsightly red zit and
those band-aids with pictures look so cool. Hey why not stick tons of
band-aids all over your ass as a fashion statement.
Another suggestion is that you cover your ass. That way no one can laugh at
you, nor can they point, stare and say, Look at that pimple on his ass!
Zits can be real pains unless you know how to deal with them. So stick to
my advice and you'll be safe and don't go sticking that ass in peoples
faces until the dreaded pimple has disappeared. You don�t wanna be
spreading your dirty germs around.
Let me know if that zit disappears and HAVE A NICE DAY!
Jack