nightie

<< You Know You're a Night Person If.

you've ever seen the sun rise before going to bed

you've said "Hi" to the paper boy as you were coming home

you've ever read the morning paper before going to bed

going to bed around 4 or 5am is normal

waking up around 1 or 2pm is normal

staying up after 6am is considered late

waking up after 3pm is sleeping in

you think going to bed anytime before 2am is early

waking up before noon is too early and virtually impossible for you to do

you have breakfast at 2pm

you have lunch when everyone's having supper

you have supper when everyone's going to bed

you've ever had a late lunch at 8pm

the latest you've ever had supper has been 4am

your dad wakes up for the early shift just as your getting home

you wake up to the warm sun shining in your bedroom window that's on the
West side of the house

you wake up and everyone's asleep for their afternoon nap

you've ever had an "afternoon nap" around 9pm when the early birds are going
to bed

you're used to it being cool out during the night so anything over 70 F is
too hot

you're also used to the wind being calm so anything over 10 mph is too windy

you've ever had someone ask you if you're a vampire

you're so pale that some people think you're sick

you got your first sunburn of the summer in the middle of July

that one time in July was the only time you got a sunburn

you automatically turn on the headlights when you get into your car since
it's usually dark outside when you drive

by habit you've ever turned on your headlights during the day

while driving you're usually scanning the ditches for animals

half the time when you drive you have to dodge an animal or lay on your horn

it's only you and a one other car driving down the busiest road in town

you never speed because that one car is usually a cop

half the traffic lights are blinking yellow when you're driving

you hate day driving because there are other people on the road besides you,
and you actually have to stop at strange traffic lights that are red instead
of blinking yellow

with yellow lights and no cars it takes you 10 minutes to get somewhere and
almost 20 minutes to get there during the day

you buy everything at Wal-Mart since it's the only store open 24 hours.

whenever you're shopping there're always people restocking the shelves and
some of the aisles are closed because they're waxing the floors

you're used to short lines at the check out when shopping

there are only two registers open at the check outs

you've ever had to wait while they close the check outs around mid-night for
20 minutes

you've ever played with toys like bouncy balls in the Wal-Mart aisles after
mid-night