nightie2

you know everyone who works the night shift at Perkins

you also know most of the regular night customers at Perkins

you go to Perkins so much at night that they have the baker start making
desserts you like such as Eclairs

they stop making Eclairs when you stop going to Perkins all the time

when you finally go back to Perkins the employees ask "Where have you
been?!"

you've ever been at a friends house and they've said "Want to watch another
movie?" when it's 3am

you've ever started watching a movie after 3am

you've ever told a friend that you want to go home and go to bed instead of
starting a movie at 4am

you've ever been driving during the day on the way to a friend's house
you've been to a thousand times and noticed something such as a building for
the first time ever because it's usually dark out when you're going there

the last time you went to that friend's house during the day was months ago

of the years you've known that friend you've only been to their house during
the day about 5 times

you know how much fun it is to go to the playground and swing at 1am

you've ever walked around the neighborhood with friends until the sun's come
up

you can always show someone where a constellation is in the sky

you know what season a constellation can be seen in the sky

half the TV stations have infomercials on when you get home from work

you know the entire schedule of the shows on cable after mid-night but have
no clue what time a Top 10 show like "Friends" is on TV

the few prime time shows you watch are always on tape

it's weird watching a prime time show on TV during your day off because you
can't fast forward through the commercials

you know what time every network goes off the air

you're always awake to celebrate the beginning or ending of Daylight Savings
Time

even with an extra hour the night Daylight Savings Time ends you still go to
bed around 5am

even with Daylights Savings Time ending you still can't wake up before 1pm

with Daylight Savings Time gone by the time you wake up, eat, exercise, and
shower the sun had set.

you have to scrape the frost off of your car before going home from work

you've ever had to remind morning people that "God made night people too."

These 68 written by Mark Tim a.k.a. MovieMark from South Dakota
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