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GOLF What can I say.. I love this game!!! Career Highlights Hole-In-One 2-under
70 Adventures Use the links to check out our annual golf trips. Quotes After an abominable round of golf, a man is known to have slit his wrists with a razor blade and, having bandaged them, to have stumbled into the locker room and inquired of his partner, "What time tomorrow?" --Alistair Cooke The winds were blowing fifty miles per hour and gusting to seventy. I hit a par 3 with my hat. --Chi Chi Rodriguez What club did you hit? -- Wolf Creek cart girl to Thad after he hit a line drive tee shot into a very elevated par 3 (# 3). Stories A Hole Behind A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course,
became confused as to where he was on the
course. Looking around, he
saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. I'm on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are a hole behind me. So you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again with the same request. "I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so you must be on the 13th hole." Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often. He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you're in the sales profession. I'm in sales also, what do you sell?" "I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh," she replied. "No, I won't." "Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax." With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off the bar stool. "See," she said. "I knew you'd laugh!" "That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, "I'm a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you." Instructional Golf Book There's an instructional Golf Book by Bobby Rusher and, of course I thought of you guys. I haven't read it yet, however I saw a flyer, and from the list of Chapters, it looks like it might be one in which you might have great interest. The title is "HOW TO LINE UP YOUR 4TH PUTT" by BOBBY RUSHER. Here are some of the more notable chapters:
I hear the book's sequel, "When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever" should be in stores soon . . . |