| ME- Is Johnny Knoxville your real name or is that an alias? Johnny Knoxville- no. ME- What is your real name if Johnny Knoxville is indeed a phony name? Johnny Knoxville- irving zisman.back in school,they esed to call me the "zis".. ME- Were you ever in the military? Any interest in Joining? If you were, tell us about your most cherished experience. Johnny Knoxville- no military experience up unto this point but i have an uncle who is affiliated with jews for jesus. ME- Have you ever eaten shit? Johnny Knoxville- only as a side dish,never as a main course and never ever on friday. ME- What is your sign? Johnny Knoxville- i don't know my sign, but on the chinese calender i was born in the year of the cock. ME- Do you like music? i'm really fond of polka marching music and negro spirituals. ME- Have you ever been to a cock fight? Do you wanna go? Johnny Knoxville- no i have never been to a cockfight and have no desire to go. but one time I entered a jackoff contest and came in first and third. ME- What are your feeling about Commies? (i.e., communist, fascism, pinkos, etc......) Johnny Knoxville- everything i know about commies i learned from stanley hayden in dr. strangelove.i will never forgive those commie bastards for flouridating our water and i will never forgive you you fascist fuck for asking me this question. ME- What is your weapon of choice? Johnny Knoxville- confusion. ME- Is your death going to be caught on video? If it is when is the release date? Will it be long anticipated like the Osirus video or is there a realistic date? Johnny Knoxville- no hopefully it will be caught on audio and the release date is pending.the anticipation level is somewhere between the osirus video and rick koscick's next bowel movement. ME- Have you ever done any porn videos? Johnny Knoxville- yes ,i have just completed my first pornographic film.i play the lone male guard in an all female prison.it is called "seven years in yvette". ME- Do you have a daily job? Johnny Knoxville- i'm a mailbox maker.if you send me a picture of your house i can make you a mailbox that looks like an exact replica. ME- Have you ever gotten laid from doing stunts? Johnny Knoxville- no but i once got laid by guessing the correct body temperture of a female otter when she is in estrus. ME- Is there a Johnny Knoxville counterpart? Johnny Knoxville- why no there isn't.would you like to play captain to my tenille? ME- Can you touch your thumb to your wrist? Johnny Knoxville- which wrist? ME- Is self mutilation a turn on for you? Johnny Knoxville- it gets me so hot i feel just like audrey hepburn in "my fair lady". ME- Do you have any role models? Johnny Knoxville- yes, jesus christ,winston churchhill,and tina yothers from "family ties". ME- Juvenile delinquence...for or against...why? Johnny Knoxville- i'm for delinquets in general. |
| ME- Got any pets? Johnny Knoxville- killed em'. ME- Is Chicago someplace you would like to visit? Johnny Knoxville- yes,i hear cicero is lovely this time of year. ME- Where are you from? Johnny Knoxville- was raised about fifteen minutes from where they shot that romantic comedy "deliverance". ME- What's yo momma's name? Johnny Knoxville- fuck you. ME- Have any of your stunts gone wrong? Johnny Knoxville- what do you mean gone wrong?none of them have gone right. ME- Are you a role model? Johnny Knoxville- yes.preverted ,alcoholic ,webfooted, hillbillies pump their sisters and scream my name. |
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