ME- Do you have any sponsors?
Johnny Knoxville- leonard g.peltman is my sponsor for my heroine addiction and Abraham Lincoln Jenkins is my sponsor for my dilaudid addiction.

ME- What has been your worse injury?
i pull my groin every night.

ME- What is your background?
Johnny Knoxville- i'm sitting at a desk and directly behind me on a white wall is a large picture of sheckie green.

ME- Are you a college grad?
Johnny Knoxville- hahahohoheehheeholy shit that is funny.

ME- Are you a trained stunt man or just a real tough guy?
Johnny Knoxville- neither, i'm just very very playful.

ME- Are you on PCP when you torture your body?
Johnny Knoxville- no usually boone's farm and prestone anti-freeze.

ME- Do you use drugs to enhance your performance?
Johnny Knoxville- why, are you holding?

ME- Do you have any food allergies?
Johnny Knoxville- no food allergies but the histamines in beer make my sinuses drain.

ME- You ever considered midget boxing?
Johnny Knoxville- yeah,but i'm afraid bill pepper would kick my ass.
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