THE STONE COLD TRUTH
(The Parallelism of USC and Hollywood)



<Jolie Fitch is Jena Malone's character in "Cheaters" who was the spokeperson for the students>

Jolie Fitch

            My best friend Jolie Fitch came to confide in me because she had lost faith in the systems of the school. After hearing everything, I knew she didn't have it in her to pursue this, so I took it upon myself to pursue it for her. Jolie believes herself to be a typical student. She shows up everyday and skips class on occasion. This attitude led to her failure in one of her major courses last semester. Obviously she heard words from her parents for it. She spent this past summer thinking about her attitudes and vowed to herself to turn over a new leaf. She promised herself never to repeat the mistakes of past. So came enrollment time this semester. She enrolled in as many subjects as she could for the semester. However upon enrollment, her standing was not changed by the ARIS system, so unbeknownst to her, she had overloaded, simply because of an error made by the ARIS. She did not realize this until well into the second week of class (the week of June 16). She thought she could cheat the system in a sense by not changing her standing, but one of her teachers advised her of the possible consequences if she pushed through with her actions. So after taking into account the possible consequences, she decided to do what was right. She had her department correct her standing and she would be forced to withdraw the overloaded units. After her classes on the Thursday of that week (June 19), she proceeded to the Main campus to do the formalities of the withdrawal process. After getting the necessary signatures, she lined up at the usually long line of the teller to pay the accustomed P11 to adjust schedule or withdraw a subject. When she finally reached the window, Jolie is told by the right side teller that withdrawals will only be entertained on Monday. Not one to cause a scene, she just left quietly to return on Monday. So she returned first thing on Monday morning June 23, before her classes. The teller tells her that she need not pay the P11 because it was already past the second week of class, so she will be charged 100% for the course. Obviously this stuns Jolie. After all, she was there the week before to withdraw and is told she will not be entertained until the following week, and when she returns the following week she finds out she's going to pay the full cost of a class she never attended because a teacher was yet to be assigned. According to Jolie, she questions why June 9 was even counted as the first week of classes when the Secretary of Education stated in the June 1, 2003 issue of the Philippine Daily Inquirer that teachers will report on the 9th to discuss SARS prevention and other issues and that ALL students need only to report on the 16th. So, I showed her the notice from the president of USC that stated classes would start on the 9th as originally scheduled, provided the school has taken the necessary steps and precautions. Upon reading the notice, she raised new questions. Why wasn't this notice spread on a national level (like through newspapers) because she is just one of many students who live outside of Cebu province, hence she could not come to the school and read said notice? Also what are these new steps and precautions? The university seems to still be operating in the same manner it did pre-SARS outbreak. Jolie is just one student who had to withdraw a subject. Just imagine how many more did, now imagine how much each subject costs for each of those students. Now multiply those two numbers together. You get the picture?

<Jimmy Smith is Eminem's character in "8 Mile" who wanted to leave 8 Mile with his sister but could not before he earned enough money and respect from his peers>

Jimmy Smith

            This did not stop at Jolie. Jolie introduced me to her boyfriend Jimmy Smith, who seemingly lost faith even before her. While Jimmy is good at his course, Jimmy will be the first to admit that his course is not what he wants to do for the rest of his life. He lost the passion for the course at least 3 years ago. It may have never been there to begin with. It took 2 planes crashing into buildings and collapsing on worldwide TV for him to realize that life's too short, so you should do what you have a passion for. If it were all up to him, Jimmy would have left this "8 Mile" of his a long time ago to do what he is passionate about (and it has absolutely nothing to do with his course). But he knows the world doesn't work that way. Your parents send you here to give us a chance in the real world, so we have to make the best of it he says. In 8 Mile, B-Rabbit knows he's a good rapper who wants respect but doesn't want to do battles because of stage fright. But in order to gain respect he had to battle, so he did battle. In the same sense, Jimmy knows he's damn good at what he wants to do with the rest of his life and can only get better, but he knows he won't garner true respect from his family until he graduates. His family has invested so much in him, so while he wants to do something else, he also wants to do what's right which is finish the course for his family. So he wants to finish first, then pursue his dreams elsewhere. But Jimmy ran into a major dilemma. Just like Jolie, Jimmy had failed in one major course the previous semester. However, unlike Jolie, his major subject was the pre-requesite to all the next major subjects in his course, while hers led to no other subject. A "dead-end major" so to speak for Jolie, a "split in the road" major so to speak for Jimmy. Determined to still graduate with his friends, Jimmy knew the only way to do that was to take that subject during Summer 2003. Jimmy had once briefly gained some notoriety a year ago within his class for openly criticizing a teacher of his, so he was somewhat labeled as a "Bad Boy" student within his section. Labels fade but never truly die (even though Jimmy wrote of his own free will a formal apology to his teacher to apologize for offending him but not for criticizing him because most of his classmates feel the same way about said teacher), so his department was somewhat taken back by his determination to succeed at any cost. During enrollment, his department informed him that the subject would not be offered in the summer unless he petitioned for it with the other students who failed, just as he thought. He knew it would cost a lot, but he convinced his family that it was the only way, so his parents consented to pay no matter what the cost (Jimmy says the amount was very high, but if it is revealed how much he paid or even what the subject was, he could be tracked down) because they wanted to see him graduate as soon as possible, just like I'm sure any other parent out there does also. So he filed all the necessary paper work for a petitioned subject. Jimmy recalls it was Tuesday, April 8th. He had spent all that day and the day before, going from campus to campus to get the signatures needed and finally he was at the last signature - the VPAA. He arrives at the office at about 3:30 in the afternoon. Jimmy was informed by the secretary that the VPAA was in a meeting, but may wait for him. And so he did, knowing that his enrollment was not complete without the signature. And he waited until a little before 5:30, when the VPAA finally arrives. During the wait, about 8 or so other students had arrived and waited with him, needing the VPAA signature for their subjects to be petitioned. What happened next was what pissed Jimmy off. The VPAA arrives, goes to his office to leave something, and leaves for the day! This left his, all the other students there and all the students whose names were on the petitions' enrollment hanging for the 5-day weekend! Now, if this were the first or second semester, one week in my opinion would have little or no impact. But this was Summer, where every single day counts. The students would already lose 2 days (Holy Thursday and Good Friday) of class because of Holy Week, but because Araw ng Kagitingan fell on Holy Wednesday, 2 days quickly became 3 days. Jimmy felt even though working hours were over, he and the others waited for the VPAA. If that doesn't show even a little student professionalism, then what does? We show professionalism, so show us some. A signature takes only a second, and the truth of the matter is in Jimmy's opinion, VPAA, Registrar and the others don't care we're petitioning, their signatures are just mere formalities. While everything worked out in the end for Jimmy - he took and passed the subject he previously failed and is now back on track to graduate with his friends, this incident made him begin to question some of the things that go on within the school. Such as for instance, why in the first place the most important major subjects are not offered in summer? Jimmy says he was told by his department that if students can't handle the subject in semester, they probably can't handle it in summer. Now isn't that overstatement? While there is some validity to that argument, don't we have the right to at least try? Further, Jimmy's subject was the bridge between his former standing and his current standing, so it is one of the, if not the most critical subject in his curriculum. These most important subjects need to be offered both semesters and summer, and if enrollment is low, then the department can remove it from subjects offered or whatever is necessary. Is USC intentionally trying to keep average students here?

<Nicole Oakley is Kirsten Dunst's character in "Crazy/Beautiful" who had everything because she was rich but was troubled for not being seen for who she really was>

Nicole Oakley

            Then Jimmy introduced me to his friend Nicole Oakley. Unlike Jimmy, she has the luxury of having a parent within the school system, so if she has a problem, it can be dealt with swiftly and quickly. Nicole has had almost everything given to her all her life, so she has never experienced the toughness of the world outside the walls of the university. Nicole however wants it the other way though. She tries to be independent. So she'd welcome trading places with Jimmy in a heartbeat, to have to work her way through her problems. Because when it boils down to it, Nicole believes her parents don't see her for who she is - a free spirit who wants a life outside the overprotectiveness of her family, who wants to live for the moment and not for the path set for her long ago without having any of her input, who wants to experience suffering because it could make her stronger. So if you know the right people, things can go by easier and if you don't you'll have to suffer consequences time and time again?

<This adaptation of characters is not perfect like the others but it is very close>

Luke Skywalker

            Then Nicole took me to see a friend of hers, Luke Skywalker. Luke has a certain teacher Darth Vader. Luke describes Darth Vader as the 'terror teacher' all students fear and hate - the one who fails as much as half the class at will, yet cannot explain a good lecture where the students get the most of his expertise, the one where when you ask for more details (from your photocopied notes no less) he tells you just to read and understand your notes yourselves, the one who during essay or written tests if he doesn't feel your answer he just gives you a 5.0 even though you gave your best answer and there is some point in it, the one who you're happy (not to mention lucky) just to get the minimum 3.0. Luke says pretty much all his classmates and friends who took Darth Vader's course before would agree with this assessment. However according to Luke, it is an established fact within his course that Darth Vader does not have a decorated college life and is labeled a 'traitor'. Why? First the decorated college life, Luke tells he has had conversations before with some of the legendary students of his course and in one of these conversations Luke was told that Darth Vader is no more than a mediocre student and in fact took almost double the course length to graduate this course here. Is this how he intends to let out his frustration? Now on to the traitor part - Luke Skywalker is close to Obi-Wan Kenobi, a former student of Darth Vader. Darth Vader worked for a certain local newspaper 'the Jedi' and in turn received some financial aid for his studies. After graduating he continued to work there. Then Obi-Wan, a cum-laude student, because of connections with Yoda, the head of this newspaper, and his extraordinary grades, Obi-Wan immediately received a position in the Jedi that made him to be the direct superior to Darth Vader (poetic justice that Obi-Wan can give Darth Vader a 5.0 so to speak if he doesn't feel his writing?). So what did Darth Vader do? He walked out of the Jedi and went to work for 'the Empire', the Jedi's main competition. The main issue here is this is an example of not getting our money's worth. We pay so much per unit (and more each semester when the quality isn't going up) for these subjects so we expect to get our money's worth every time. In an ideal world, all our teachers would be Michelle Pfeiffer in "Dangerous Minds", Jeff Daniels in "Cheaters", Edward James Olmos in "Stand and Deliver" or anyone from "Boston Public" who guide their students any way they can to be the best they can be, but we are not in an ideal world. So the least we can ask for is to get our money's worth. Teachers are supposed to be our 'second parents' who serve as role models, Darth Vader is just one of many who is an example of one who's not. Darth Vader's subject requires more manual work rather than marathon reading sessions to get the full effect of his subject. But on the other hand, students in this course agree that Darth Vader is not fully qualified to handle the thesis and certain major subjects. Why? It is not that he is not capable, it is that he has not garnered enough experience and enough respect from his peers in the course he teaches. One would assume that the teacher in a thesis course is clearly well-respected, well-experienced and has full knowledge of the course garnered from many years in his field. But more importantly, Luke told me that once before, some student apparently kicked the door of his classroom disrupting his class. Darth Vader goes outside and grabs with his bare hands the collar of a student who just happened to be there, and when he found out that he had the wrong student he never formally or even informally apologized for his actions. Several students witnessed the incident and filed a complaint. But what happened? Nothing, why? Most likely because the chairman of Luke's course was the one who recommended Darth Vader hold the thesis and major subjects in the first place. Perhaps this is why Darth Vader feels he can do just about anything he wants within the boundaries of being a teacher, such as revising the thesis structure instead of by group or by pair, it is now individual which is both unfair and just plain wrong because of (1) the cost of materials and (2) this is a creative endeavor and a creative course to begin with, so many different ideas come from several minds working together to create something presentable is better than a one-track mind. He has even been known to write comments in papers submitted to him that seem degrading or hurtful sometimes. Luke then said Obi-Wan showed him some of the works submitted to him by Darth Vader while he was working under him. Both agreed that it was good but was it great? No. As usual just as in this entire university and even society in general (that includes family), people think that just because they are older than you or are superior to you in rank, EVERYTHING they say is right. Only now are we mature enough to truly understand that that statement is wrong, there are times you CAN be wrong and we CAN be right. So is Darth Vader really that good? You decide.

<Sydney Bristow is Jennifer Garner's character in "Alias" who was lied to. She believed she was working for the CIA but found out she was working for the very people she thought she was fighting against>

Sydney Bristow

            Then Luke told me about Sydney Bristow. I was acquainted with Sydney, having met her once through Jolie. Sydney always dreamed of studying in USC after she graduated from high school. But because her family couldn't afford it, she was forced to attend her local school. After a year in her local school, her parents finally were able to gather enough money to send her here. But upon entering this so-called institute of higher learning, she began to see USC as her SD-6. Almost everything she had done in her previous school was deemed useless simply because her school was not as decorated as USC. That aside, Sydney worked her way to regain everything she had lost. And after 3 years and 3 summers, she has done the impossible by nearly-regulating her standing by aligning herself to her curriculum as written in her prospectus. Sydney's ultimate goal was to graduate in March. She now has only major subjects remaining, so she no longer has the luxury of filling her remaining units with minors. There is however one final problem in her plan. She has more subjects left in the first semester than in the second. Sydney knew her department operates in the same manner Jimmy's does. She also knows that a student is only allowed to overload in the semester of graduation. However she found what she called a loophole to that so-called 'policy'. Section 3.1.2 of the Student Manual (beside the point, Sydney did not receive the manual when she transferred, she only purchased it when her department had to kiss up to CHED, so students of her department were made to study the manual) states "Course load and sequence of courses shall be in accordance with the approved curriculum. Reasonable exceptions may be permitted in individual cases taking into account the best interest of the students, the objectives of the curriculum and the mission of the University." So Sydney decided to invoke this provision to take her overload this semester rather than gamble on overloading next semester when her subject might not be offered. Sydney's not a lawyer but one can easily deduce that this section gives a student the right to overload at any point and maybe even jump pre-requesites if a student can justify their reasons and most likely have good enough grades, and get clearance from their parents, teachers, department etc. During enrollment this semester, Sydney went to the VPAA, the same VPAA that had oppressed her friends Jimmy and Luke, to formally request that she be the 'reasonable exception' stated, so she could overload now and make graduating easier. The secretary tells her that VPAA will not meet with students at that time, so she is to take her request to Registrar first. So she went to Registrar. In her formal request, Sydney had signatures from every important person conceivable and a detailed explanation as to why she qualifies as the 'reasonable exception'. Registrar hands her back her request stating that the university policy states that only graduating students may overload. Sydney knew that her odds of convincing the school of her side were not very good, but Sydney feels she presented more than enough evidence so that her case be at the very least deliberated upon by all parties involved - her, her parents, her department, her teachers, her Dean, VPAA, Registrar, President. That's when Sydney learned the truth. USC is not an institution of higher learning that provides a program of liberal education. Liberal? More like conservative to me.

            Let me leave you with some final thoughts. With regards to Jolie, in "Cheaters", Steinmetz 'cheated a system that makes it impossible for a general-admission school to win and that must piss some people off.' We students are Steinmetz, USC is that system. With regards to Jimmy, in "8 Mile", Jimmy in the lunch truck scene raps 'this job you wanna quit but you can't / you've worked at this plant so long / you're a plant.' USC is that job, USC is the stamping plant, we students are the plants. With regards to Nicole, in "Crazy/Beautiful", Nicole has more of a bad relationship than good with her parents because they don't fully understand her. Her father tries to make it better, her stepmom has all but given up on her. We students are Nicole, activists are the father, USC is the stepmom. With regards to Luke, The Jedi fights The Empire both using The Force. We students are the Jedi, USC is the Empire, our rights are the Force, and there are several Darth Vaders throughout USC. With regards to Sydney, plain and simple, we students are the CIA, USC is SD-6.

Some side thoughts:
1) There's a singing contest this coming Intramurals and in the duet competition it is clearly stated NO RAP. Why? Is it because most people can't rap and to prevent a student being embarrassed - maybe. But Eyes Only and Jimmy both agree it's probably because USC provides a program of conservative education and not liberal just as Sydney's case shows. Liberal in the very sense of the word means belonging to the people and being open to change and progress. When will our elders understand that music like everything else has evolved from its previous forms? While it is their right to not enjoy this form of music, it is equally our right to enjoy it and hence to express it. Conservatives only see the inappropriate words and themes within rap, but if they ever took the time to look beyond that, EVERYTHING beyond the inappropriate themes is the truth and you're just too afraid to admit that.
2) Similarly Mrs. Alo of the SAS has been quoted saying "What we wear reflects our inner souls." In retaliation, the VOT stated in their July 25, 2003 publication "So the Whole USC Community May Not Be Misled By Half-Truths" that "What is essential is invisible to the eye." Let me expand on that thought. Have we not been taught time and time again in our lives that we should never judge the book by its cover? Fashion is an expression of oneself - male or female. What does what one wears have to do with who he is as a person or more importantly in this case as a student? If the probable valedictorian of my class came to school dressed in the craziest outfit with the craziest haircut of the craziest color you could possibly imagine (let's give a concrete example - what if he came dressed in a wedding dress with multiple earrings, noserings and liprings with a multi-colored hairdo like one Dennis Rodman did several years ago) simply because he chose to, does that take away how nice a person he may be or more important in this case how good a student he is? So what if Dennis Rodman was weird - it could not be denied he was just as important to the Chicago Bulls as Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen and Coach Phil Jackson were because of who he was beyond his oddities - a God-given great basketball player. That's the whole point of liberalism - you adapt to what the people want (individual, minority or majority) and not just what you people in the upper offices want because you respect our freedom of choice. We don't deny it is your right to set the boundaries and set them you should. But the boundaries have to be 2003 boundaries and not 1963.
3) So this leads to the talk of a uniform for the male students and the anger of the females over their new uniform. The battle for equality in terms of the uniform has been going on for years. It's true that the scale is not balanced between man and woman in this case. Anyone can deduct that there are 2 simple solutions to this: either (a) no uniform for both male and female students alike or (b) a uniform for both male and female alike. Naturally USC is in the process of formally choosing the latter. Why? Not because of equality, but because there is money to be made in the latter, just like in the case of the new female uniform. If this is implemented the same way the female's were, an expensive exclusively-made uniform for the guys, think of all the money USC gets out of the males the same way they did out of the females this semester.

Now, let me leave you with a quote from "The Matrix" and a quote from the "The Matrix Reloaded".

MORPHEUS: What is the matrix? Control. The Matrix is a computer-generated dreamworld designed to keep us under control, in order to turn a human being into this (a battery).
NEO: No. It's not possible.
MORPHEUS: I didn't say it would be easy Neo. I only said it would be the truth.

* Similarly, what is San Carlos? Control. San Carlos is a corporate-driven dreamworld designed to keep us under control, in order to turn every student into this (one big piggy bank)

THE MEROVINGIAN: Choice is an illusion created between those with power and those without.

* Similarly, our student rights are an illusion created between those with power (USC) and those without (the students). They are an illusion simply because if we choose to exercise them, you return with a policy that completely negates our rights.


Finally a closing statement meant for the entire University of San Carlos. Eyes Only is not perfect. My sources are not perfect. We all know USC is not either, and neither are you who is reading this. God is the only person, place or thing that ever will be perfect. If you are a Catholic institution, at least be bold enough to admit that.

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