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| Second thought Amo : Inday, Pagdating ng Buyer ng Bahay, sabihin mo nag-sesecond thought pa kami ng Sir mo. Maid (Bisaya) : Upu Mam! later ................... Buyer : Saan ang Amo mo ? Maid (Bisaya): Si Sir po at si Mam eh .... nagsisikentut pa pu... |
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| Snoring Husband And a Dog A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can't sleep, his wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The Vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. A few hours after going to bed, the dog is snoring as usual. Finally, unable to sleep, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon and ties around the dog's testicle, sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed! Later that night,her husband returns home drunk from being out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring very loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, andties it around he husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps very soundly. The next morning , the husband wakes up very hung over. He stumbles into the bathroom to urinate. As he is standing in front of the toilet, he looks in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused and as he walks back into the bedroom, he notices a red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and look at the dog and says: "Boy, iI dnt remember where we were or what we did, but, by God , we got first & second place.!!! |
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| "Ketong" Doktor : "Misis, Ano daw po ba ang sakit ng anak nyo?" Misis : Ketong daw po doc! Inexamine ng doktor ang balat ng pasyente. Wala syang makitang senyales ng ketong. Tumawag pa ang doktor ng isang Dermatologist para mag-examine ng husto. Wala talaga. Doktor : "Misis sigurado po ba kayong ketong ang sakit ng bata ?" Misis : Eh, iyon po kasi ang sinabi ng doktor nya dati, mataas daw po ang ketong nya sa ihi . (dahil may diabetes)... Doktor : Ah ketone po iyon ! (ang ketones po sa ihi ay senyales ng komplikasyon sa diabetes) |
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| "Chewing Bubble Gum" by Aldrin DeLeon An American is having breaksfast one morning (coffee,croissants, bread, butter & jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble gum sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who nevertheless, starts a conversation. Frenchman: " You American folk eat the whole bread??" American (in a bad mood) : "Of course". Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) " We don't in France, we only eat what's inside. The crust we collect we collect in a container, recycle it,transform them into croissants and sell them io the states." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face. The American listens in silence. The Frenchman persists: " Do you eat jelly with the bread??" American: "Of Course" Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).We dont. In France we eat fresh fruit for the bread, then we put all the peels, seeds & leftovers in containers recycle them,transform them into jam and sell the jam to the states. After a moment of silence. The American then asks: " Do you have sex in France?" Frenchman: "why of course we do" he says with a big smirk. American: " And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" Frenchman: "we throw them away, of Course." American:" We don't. In America, we put them in a container, then recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum and sell them to France. |
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