Dom: eh meh whatsvdgvkasdav hdgeygf
Terr: Good Morning
Dom: kjds kjdbs dsbjckjbsd djbksjdhc
Terr: Yeh i know its fucking digraceful
*dom spoons 6 tablespoons of coffee into his mug, adds water and downs it in one gulp*
Dom: *twitch* Much fukin better!
Terr: Howd you sleep?
Dom: I had the wierdest fukin dream, i dreamt that damien was gonna get deported, and we fought ring wraiths in a fukin lobby and had to save him from a fukin agent or some shit.
Terr: *stunned silence*
Dom: what?
Terr: man you got some serious issues, maybe you should stop watching all those 80's horror flicks?
Dom: what and miss all that valuable educational material on how to slice sumones head of in one swift swing and find it strangly ammusing and satisfying at the same time?
Terr: your really twisted man....
*just then the phone rings, dom answers it*
Dom: dom here.......oh hey man wats doin.........really.......really.......NO SHIT.....ok....
Terr: who is it dude?
Dom: its D.M. hes getting kicked out of his apartment and needs a place to stay
Terr: really? D.M as in Damien?.....he can live here if he wants maybe he could actually paid his part of the rent ahem?
*dom sticks his finger up at terr and continues talking on the phone*
Dom: yeh man come ant crash here......when will you be here.......cool.....yup......cya then buddy.
*dom hangs up the phone and sits down at the table*
Terr: so when will he be here?
Dom: oh hes outside the door now with all his stuff
Terr: so you gonna open the door?
Dom: nope, he said hes bringing his dog with him
Terr: so?
Dom: so....SO....i fukin hate that dog, its a little asshole, always trying to hump everyones leg
Terr: a bit like you eh?
Dom: HAHAHAHAHA....very fuking funny man