Terr: *getting up to open the door* well its true, remember the mailman last week?

Dom: touche

Terr: and the lady dowstairs?

Dom: i cant help it if she has sexy legs

Terr: dude shes 84

Dom: and looking damn good for here age

Terr: man you really are a sick unit

Dom: *bows* thank you i do what i can

*terr opens the door and damien stumbles through*

Dom: whats happening D.M?

D.M: nothing much man thanks for letting me crash here with you guys

*just then d.m's dog runs through the door and starts humping terr's leg*

Dom: I FUKING TOLD YOU MAN!!

Terr: yes i know but i would appreciate it if you would stop humping my other leg?
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