| HCC: I like my coffee strong too� D.M: Just like you like your men right? The HCC turns around; maceing D.M squarely in the face with two cans at once. HCC: *To D.M* which is why I�m not talking to you, dickhead. *To Terr* Anyway� um� I don�t know your name� Terr: It�s Terrence, or Terr� But you can call me call me gorgeous. She laughs. HCC: Well. I could do that, or I could just say that was singularly the worst pick up line ever. Terr: Sorry, I�ll just go back to my friends here� *He turns around. Dom and D.M have left him all alone� gone to escape the sheer teen-movie-ness of it all* HCC: Hello? I didn�t say it didn�t work� Terr: Wha�..? HCC: Well, what I meant to say is� I�d like to be friends. Terr: Just friends? HCC: Don�t get greedy now mister, we just met. And I�m sober. Terr: Uh� ok. So, feel like a movie? HCC: Sure, what did you want to see? Terr: Cat woman. I�ve seen it like, fifty times and it is singularly the most awesome� HCC: Um. I think I have to leave. And then vomit everywhere. Terr: Great! You pass the test! HCC: So� you� don�t like cat woman. Terr: Not an ice cubes chance in hell. HCC: Thank god. And here�s me thinking I�m going to have to hire a contract killer� Terr: I�ve got one on speed dial for those bad movie loving freaks. HCC: � My soul mate� Terr: Who, the contract killer? *HCC looks askance at terr* Terr: What� HCC: are you sure you aren�t meant to be blonde? Terr: Well, um� HCC: It�s ok I do it all the time too. Terr: Do what? *HCC sighs* HCC: So. Movie? Terr: Oh. Right. Yeah. What do you want to see? |
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