HCC: I like my coffee strong too�

D.M: Just like you like your men right?

The HCC turns around; maceing D.M squarely in the face with two cans at once.

HCC: *To D.M* which is why I�m not talking to you, dickhead. *To Terr* Anyway� um� I don�t know your name�
Terr: It�s Terrence, or Terr� But you can call me call me gorgeous.

She laughs.

HCC: Well. I could do that, or I could just say that was singularly the worst pick up line ever.

Terr: Sorry, I�ll just go back to my friends here�

*He turns around. Dom and D.M have left him all alone� gone to escape the sheer teen-movie-ness of it all*

HCC: Hello? I didn�t say it didn�t work�

Terr: Wha�..?

HCC: Well, what I meant to say is� I�d like to be friends.

Terr: Just friends?

HCC: Don�t get greedy now mister, we just met. And I�m sober.

Terr: Uh� ok. So, feel like a movie?

HCC: Sure, what did you want to see?

Terr: Cat woman. I�ve seen it like, fifty times and it is singularly the most awesome�

HCC: Um. I think I have to leave. And then vomit everywhere.

Terr: Great! You pass the test!

HCC: So� you� don�t like cat woman.

Terr: Not an ice cubes chance in hell.

HCC: Thank god. And here�s me thinking I�m going to have to hire a contract killer�

Terr: I�ve got one on speed dial for those bad movie loving freaks.

HCC: � My soul mate�

Terr: Who, the contract killer?

*HCC looks askance at terr*

Terr: What�

HCC: are you sure you aren�t meant to be blonde?

Terr: Well, um�

HCC: It�s ok I do it all the time too.

Terr: Do what?

*HCC sighs*

HCC: So. Movie?

Terr: Oh. Right. Yeah. What do you want to see?
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