Terr: I think I love you�
*They set off for HCC�s house, with Dom and D.M following in hot pursuit, underpants ninja style. The faint sound of mission impossible music is heard to be playing as they duck and weave behind poles obviously too thin for their entire body to fit behind*
*Terr and HCC arrive at her apartment�right next door to Terr, Dom and D.M�s apartment block. They head upstairs*
Terr: Hey! This apartment block is right next door to mine�
*Flashback*
Dom: Hey guys! Check it out! We can see straight into the apartment opposite us�s window!
D.M: Really? Wow! They are really hot man!
Terr: What? Hot girls? *pauses* Oh man. You guys suck. We can only see a brick wall here!
*Dom and D.M High five and laugh*
Dom: Man, we�ve been living here for months, and I can still get you with that.
Terr: Shut up. Just because you guys have girlfriends, you think it�s funny to see me jump up at even a chance of a girl. You guys suck.
*Dom and D.M look at Terr with big puppy dog eyes*
Terr: no, I�m not giving in. I withdraw you rights to use my TV for anything bar the weather channel.
Dom and D.M: Ugh�Lurble fashtoolastand?
*End flashback*
HCC: What happened?
Terr: Oh nothing. Just flashing back to one of the worst beatings of my life.
HCC: Should I ask?
Terr: Let�s just say I deserved it.
HCC: Ok� So, Kill Bill one or two?
Terr: Both?
HCC: You read my mind.
*They walk into the apartment. Terr stops. He looks around. Around the doorway are some seemingly random garden gnomes. There is a girl sitting in a Zen position on the kitchen table and another girl sitting with a calculator and a whoooooole bunch of anime, apparently figuring out how many hours she has*
Terr: Strange� I feel like there should be�
*A cat shuffles through the room, dragging what appears to be a container that reads �caution: rocket fuel�. It is wearing a space helmet*
Terr: Ah. I feel� somehow� at home.
HCC: Meanwhile, the home cinema awaits!
Terr: Oh� Right!
HCC: Well?
Terr, I can�t help but wonder, what�s your name first� I can�t just go on calling you Hot Coffee Chick.
HCC: Heather Clara Conolly. Hmmm� same initials though! Sounds like someone�s being a bit convenient!
Author (Strano): Ahem.
HCC: I mean� Heather Clara Conolly.
Terr: Well, Heather Clara Conolly, I am pleased to meet you.
*Terr smiles as they walk into the next room, his arm around HCC*
