D.M-Dude we reeeaaaallllyyyy need to stop Terr speaking in that Shakespearian shit�
Dom- O.k�we need to hook him on something else, but we cant hook him on something NORMAL we have to go 1 step down�ok�what�s one step down?
D.M-errrr�Tolkien
Dom-Shit.
*D.M looks in the secret book stash for a second pulls out a porno, a romance novel and his BIBLE BLACK BOX SET, and a video labeled My First Hellsing Cos-Play*
Dom- DAMN. You are very fucked up.
*D.M pulls out a dusty copy of Fellowship of the ring with a bookmark on the third page, he then walks over to Terr*
D.M-Terr!! Check this OUT!!
Terr- What-eth?
D.M- IT�S THE SEQUEL TO MACBETH!!!!
Terr- thou art not jesting� for thy praise would shun thy pride if thout where indifferent toward thy spirit.
*D.M pulls out fellowsip of the ring and scribbles out the title above it he writes MACBETH 2-MACBETH�S REVENGE!*
D.M-There you go�
*Terr�s eyes light up with utter ecstasy as he reads the cover he takes it and retreats farther into the corner clutching it as if his life depended on it.*
Terr- Thine givith thy thanks in the form of a kiss�
*D.M signals to dom, dom nods, pulls out the tranq gun and shoots him in the forehead�nothing happens�*
Terr- Owww�where am I? What am I holding�Macbeth?? What the hell!?!?
*Terr throws Macbeth 2 out the window�*
Joe the usher-Fucking�Ow!! What�s this? Macbeth 2? Nice�
D.M-he�stopped�Lets go get Tacos
Terr-YAY!!! TaCo TaCo TaCo TaCo TaCo TaCo!!!!
*At the taco place�*
Dom- D.M you go order man�
D.M- okay.
*D.M walks to the TACO counter, D.M�s gaze goes from the cash register to the eftpos machine to the workers shirt�*
D.M-Breasts�
*His gaze move up and is met with the hot seniorita�s*
D.M-*winces* and *to self* Ohhhhh Shit�No more mace�must�stop�self from saying it� dammit�crap
Seniorita- Hi! Welcome To TACO �r� US!! What would you like today?
D.M-Three�Tacos�*wince* must�stop�pickup lines�
Seniorita- Would like a receipt with that?
D.M-ONLY IF YOUR NUMBERS ON IT BABE!!!
Seniorita- Sure�Anyone ever tell you how cute you are?